Chat Up Lines...

[Ken]

A few more :D

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you where a door so i could bang you all day long.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

You. Me. Whipped Cream, Handcuffs. Any Question's?

Bloke-Do you like fruit love?

Girl- Yea Why?

Bloke- Then suck on my c :censor: k it's a peach :D

Sid the sexist

[Calisto]

and I thought you were such a quite sort of bloke.

[Ken]

and I thought you were such a quite sort of bloke.

It's us you have to watch out for

[Calisto]

Santa Claus you C :censor:

Wheres my F :censor: bike

I've opened all this other junk

and theres nothing that I like..........

ah the memories 15 of us girls and 120 boys.

[jaxx]

and I thought you were such a quite sort of bloke.

It's us you have to watch out for

[gordypix]

ah the memories 15 of us girls and 120 boys.

some gangb :censor: that Asha........

[Kelvyn]

How about "ello little girl, wanna sweetie?

[Calisto]

and I thought you were such a quite sort of bloke.

It's us you have to watch out for

woo hooo hooo

sweet dude.

[Calisto]

ah the memories 15 of us girls and 120 boys.

some gangb :censor: that Asha........

[jaxx]

swweeeeeettt

[Ken]

  How about "ello little girl, wanna sweetie?

Sic :P

Bloke-Wanna see some puppies?

Girl-No.

Bloke-Shame cos i do( now lift her top up and run )

And it's DUDE btw :D

[jaxx]

sorry ken!

DUDE!

[knightrider]

Man:u got a bf?

Girl:yes

Man:do u want a betta one?

[~Rach~]

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Can I just say awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

That would work on me instantly!! :D

[Moffmo]

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Can I just say awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

That would work on me instantly!! :D

I found my chat up line :D

[GiJoe90]

Trying to be cool....

"If you play your cards right you'll be cooking me breakfast"

"Hey angel, your place or mine?!"

If your really drunk..........

"I <I thought I could get past the swearing filter - what a sad muppet I am eh?>in love u, fancy a quickie behind the kebab shop!"

If you're taking the p**s

Guy: "Did you used to be a model?"

Girl: "No"

Guy: "Didn't think so!"

Girl:

[~Rach~]

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Can I just say awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

That would work on me instantly!! :D

I found my chat up line :D

Not guarenteed to work on all women, just soppy ones like me lol

[vmail]

your place or mine?

that one always work

[~Rach~]

your place or mine?

that one always work

In your dreams love!

I forget how many times some1s said that to me

[dj_davo]

what about a reasonably lovey one,...

do u believe in love at first sight?, or shall i walk past again?

[Firthy]

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

Nice legs... What time do they open?

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher,have you seen one?

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have s*x with me.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but D*MN, how much have you been drinking?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them?

:P :P

[mad welshman]

here,s one for u...........(u need to sound welsh!)

hi there.....blah blah.........question. do u have any welsh in u?

she answers no

then u say.............do u want some!

slap or :censor:

take ur pick. lol

[dj_davo]

i see firthy has read the same book as me :D

[Bibbs]

Want to go halves on a b@stard ?

[louise3512uk]

Hmmm.. yeah right, ok..

No bloke has a nine inch tongue (unfortunatly) including Bibbs...

Chat up lines are *******... if you manage to pull using them, then the bird you pulled wouldn't have needed chat up lines anyway - if you see what I mean.

Just look at the feet - if they ghave big feet, then walk up and snog them - question answered. :D