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hello lou welcome back

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Just look at the feet - if they ghave big feet, then walk up and snog them - question answered. 

Not sure a girl with size 12's would be a good thing ..

Might end up with a Nadia/Myrium ..

I'd check that they don't have large hands/adam Apple too .. :thumbsup:

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this works, tryed it today

what are you cooking me for breakfast

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What line of yours was it that got me Bibbs?

Or did I fall for you when I found out the size of your feet :lol:

Only joking :P

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Would I tell?!

:D

I dunno if I can rememebr actually :blink:

I'm single now though, you can try out your lines on me and I'll tell you where you're going wrong :lol:

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could do that, but bibbs may be protective, so ill have to fight him to get you

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so you judge men by the size of their feet demonic, interesting!

good job i've got size 12's then :lol:

girls must get seriously tired of beer breath, slurred, drunken chat up lines after a while :rolleyes:

I think the only time they should be used is if you're not expecting to pull on that particular night and just fancy a couple of slaps or being laughed at instead :)

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its not the same with girls

big feet does not mean big !Removed!

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yea but we have the advatage dude, we dont need to look at them 2 get an idea of the size as there directly in front of our face :lol:

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well, as a general rule of thumb - observed from behind; big posterior = big chest :)

all in proportion of course!

and demonic, if the men you're looking at are overly muscular... steroids do terrible things to us :P

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:eek: damn, altho i wouldnt touch steriods, jst stick to the slower methode and work hard
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Girl: I want to (go home/ go to bed)

Guy: yours or mine

has worked a few times

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Foot size is important, yes :D

You not met my ex then love!

If you are in the Bootle area of Liverpool, hunt down a mechanic named Chris. Hes only got size 7-8 feet but u wont be disappointed :lol::lol:

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ive only got size 6 feet :wacko:

Lets hope you're the opposite to the feet rule too then :lol:

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I have bigger feet than that!

Naa, of course there are more important things really *ahem*

And sometimes it works the other way round.. my feet are quite big and my !Removed! are huge :rolleyes:

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Dude!!! size 6 thats tiny, how do u stand up :lol: haha top heavy :P

yeah im 6 ft 2 as well :lol:

not really im a size 10 :lol:

but shoe to manhood dont match up ill tell you that! :D

mines not that small :P

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when i wa sout in my car one nite, i was stood tlaknig to some mates, and this lad they knew, that no one likes came over and started tlaking to, and he stood next to me and jst sais:

'i want your number.'

I was like, wtf! :blink: so i lied real bad and said i didnt know my number, and that no one else had it, :ph34r: and then, i slid away, and hid behind someone! :D

Cant say i go by lads feet... :/

I got size 5 feet myself like. :unsure:

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