Chat Up Lines...

[vmail]

I have bigger feet than that!

your not a girl then

sorry

[vmail]

tryed this today, jumped on to a girl who was lying down on the couch watching TV and said she looked sexy and I love her

didnt work

[vmail]

tryed this today in oldham, driving very close to a ford festa(sorry for swearing) wityh 2 girls, then downshifted to overtake them, they started the flashing game, did a 360 at 40MPH (**** myself), pulled up and got their numbers

[gordypix]

mmmmmmm

some funnies here...but they arn't designed to work unless the receiver is desperate

and I think there are a few porkies being told about successes here........ :!Removed!:

[vmail]

mmmmmmm

some funnies here...but they arn't designed to work unless the receiver is desperate

and I think there are a few porkies being told about successes here........ :!Removed!:

its true

gonna miss carina-e.com now, shes been wiped

[~Rach~]

gonna miss carina-e.com now, shes been wiped

Are you calling me a liar or desperate?

[vmail]

huh?

[~Rach~]

Im confused

[vmail]

confused but not blonde, thats not right

[gordypix]

Im confused at you two too....

Vmail was agreeing with my comment about chat uplines but included a line in his reply saying he will miss carina - probably a reference to how u have now changed over to being Rach..........

1. Dont know why he used that line within this thread and ..

2. Dont know how Rach has maybe grabbed the wrong end of the stick???

It's all good though...No harm done or intended .........

[gordypix]

or maybe I have missed the point and someones having a larf.......

[gordypix]

Sod it..........lets have pistols at dawn anyway......should be good fun

[~Rach~]

Cheeky git lol

Its cos Gordy was talking about ppl telling porkies, and about ppl being desperate, and then u mentioned my name lol

[gordypix]

Cheeky git lol

Its cos Gordy was talking about ppl telling porkies, and about ppl being desperate, and then u mentioned my name lol

Rach - guess who I may or may not have been refering to when I said 'telling porkies'..........

[jaxx]

when i wa sout in my car one nite, i was stood tlaknig to some mates, and this lad they knew, that no one likes came over and started tlaking to, and he stood next to me and jst sais:

'i want your number.'

I was like, wtf! so i lied real bad and said i didnt know my number, and that no one else had it, and then, i slid away, and hid behind someone! :D

Cant say i go by lads feet... :/

I got size 5 feet myself like.

whats wrong with a good old classic F OFF!

[Firthy]

I am dying to use these on a lass :D

MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a :censor:

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my :censor:

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done :censor: you in the back of my car, I don't give a :censor: where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: So that's how you got that little moustache.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilised

Man: No problem, I can always shoot my :censor: up your :censor:

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of :censor: that's impossible to shake off once you've :censor: .

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: That works for me....as long as you are still a bit warm when I :censor: your :censor:

Male: Would you like to dance?

Female: I'd rather die.

Male: I think you misheard me. I said your :censor: in those pants.

[Firthy]

sorry for the language forgot to edit it with censors before i posted it :(

[Fidgits]

okay, back on topic...

cheesy as hell, but worked.....

walk up to a girl and say..

"20 ton polar bear"..

her reply "what??"

"I had to say something that'd break the ice..."

Only works on a woman with a good/bad sense of humour (depends how you look at it)..

[Firthy]

I like that one!!!

Definately gona try that next time im out!!

[sera_beetle]

okay, back on topic...

cheesy as hell, but worked.....

walk up to a girl and say..

"20 ton polar bear"..

her reply "what??"

"I had to say something that'd break the ice..."

Only works on a woman with a good/bad sense of humour (depends how you look at it)..

[Bibbs]

What line of yours was it that got me Bibbs?

Or did I fall for you when I found out the size of your feet 

Only joking  :P

I don't think it was a "line" .. I don't think I've used a line since i was 15 and grew up ..

I'd like to say my dancing is all i need, but then I dance like a fool.

I think the best option is just be honest and direct ..

"I think you look beautiful, can I buy you a drink?" - if they are a nice person you'll at least get chatting ..

But then again all the big pubs near me are full of chav scum and I can't be bothered with all the squeaking & squealing when you put a dozen scrunchies in a group ..

[jaxx]

i have the 'smooth operator' effect :P

i met our lass when out on the razzle with the lads

we were outside the club and it was rather nippy and one of my mates got chatting to her and her mates (went to school sort of thing)

anyway shes shivering and i offer to lend a cuddle to warm up..........and it all lead from there :D

with the end of the night ending in the conversation of

her 'make sure you get home ok'

me 'ok ill text you when i get home'

her 'you havnt got my number! here ill give it you'

result

[gordypix]

i have the 'smooth operator' effect :P

i met our lass when out on the razzle with the lads

we were outside the club and it was rather nippy and one of my mates got chatting to her and her mates (went to school sort of thing)

anyway shes shivering and i offer to lend a cuddle to warm up..........and it all lead from there :D

with the end of the night ending in the conversation of

her 'make sure you get home ok'

me 'ok ill text you when i get home'

her 'you havnt got my number! here ill give it you'

result

i'm gonna be sick............

[jaxx]

hahaha

im very barf inducing at times :P

[vmail]

that does work all the time for me