Chat Up Lines...

[Bibbs]

that does work all the time for me

Yeah .. I'm sure it does ..

I remember playing kiss chase when I was 8 too ..

[gordypix]

What a load of cobblers...........

[Bibbs]

think his mum has left the glue out again ..

[Fidgits]

well if that works Vmail, how come you were asking us for ideas for you to get into your friends knickers through a birthday present.. why not use your obvious charm...

cos if you've never been turned down, your either the next cassanova, or you never actually leave the house :D

[vmail]

its nothing like that, shes just a friend, a really fit one, but she has a boyfriend

and I didnt say that I have never been turn down, I just dont talk about those bits

[louise3512uk]

Honesty is the best bet :D

[jaxx]

tryed this today in oldham, driving very close to a ford festa(sorry for swearing) wityh 2 girls, then downshifted to overtake them, they started the flashing game, did a 360 at 40MPH (**** myself), pulled up and got their numbers

oooooooooooooookkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

[Calisto]

360 degress at 40mph

mmmmmmmmmm

[vmail]

ok, it was about 300 degress, then drove 60 degrees

[Calisto]

ok, it saw about 300 degress

gotcha.

[Scottish_SR]

Honesty is the best bet :D

I went up to a guy on Friday night and asked what size feet he had.

His answer was "Size 16"...

I think he knew what I was getting at

What?? Incase you had to buy him shoes???!! lol <_<

[Fidgits]

ok, it saw about 300 degress, then drove 60 degrees

....

[jaxx]

chop 2 zeros off and that white elephant mite go a bit greyish :lol

[gordypix]

I refer the honourable gentlemen to the remark I made earlier......

COBBLERS

[Fidgits]

i think i will say what i think in the form of a smiley fest...

[gordypix]

Nice one Mr Fidge

[dj_davo]

and demonic, if the men you're looking at are overly muscular... steroids do terrible things to us :P

actually fella ur wrong, and being led by negative propaganda.

anabolic (or anti-catabolic) steroids can in some cases shrink the &#33;Removed&#33;, but they do actually increase the size of your todger (as it is a muscle like any other).

so when u consider a bigger todge and smaller balls, your todge looks even bigger out of proportion.

the main thing to worry about demonic, with a big bloke, is the potential neanderthal type conversation and the endless zits on his back!

[Moffmo]

360 degress at 40mph

mmmmmmmmmm

iv done about a 3/4 turn, my mate pull the handbrake up (he was really ******) while i was turning a corner at about 40.

Next thing i know, im on pavment facing out, shared the :censor:, iv never let him in my car again

[vmail]

LOL my cuz is like that, he yanked the handbrake right up

on another occation, I pulled upto some light, and that van driver who was next to me shouted stop lounging to my cuz, cos he had his feet on the dash

[Bibbs]

[vmail]

sorry

[Fidgits]

like it!

[vmail]

jim have you tryed advertising?

[Tom.B]

laughing tooooo hard!!!!

[Treuno]

Hi my names di*k! Do you like it!??

Didnt work for me but i then done the shoe trick and showed her my label in the shoe saying 15 1/2! Yeah baby!

And yes big feet usually do mean............

Big socks!