Going Out Tomorrow Night...

[Jimlad]

... and the first person to give me a chat up line here I'll use... lol

could be in for a slap me thinks... lol

[Chuck04]

walks over to girl **slaps her a.s.s. **

'sup b**ch"

no joke mate used this and managed to pull 11 girls in 1 nite

[~Rach~]

walks over to girl **slaps her a.s.s. **

'sup b**ch"

no joke mate used this and managed to pull 11 girls in 1 nite

*cough* slags *cough*

Jim, look for the girl with their b**bs out most and they will be a winner

[Jimlad]

walks over to girl **slaps her a.s.s. **

'sup b**ch"

no joke mate used this and managed to pull 11 girls in 1 nite

lmao.... oh well you win....

will let you know how it goes... lol

am I allowed to use it on girls I already know ????

[~Rach~]

walks over to girl **slaps her a.s.s. **

'sup b**ch"

no joke mate used this and managed to pull 11 girls in 1 nite 

lmao.... oh well you win....

will let you know how it goes... lol

am I allowed to use it on girls I already know ????

No

[Jimlad]

damn, I'm gonna get a slap.

[Moffmo]

all in good fun tho Jimmy ehh lad?!

[Chuck04]

haha sweeet, i apologise in advanced if u get slapped good way 2 brake the ice tho shows ur confident :P

[Jimlad]

can I slap, then say... "alright sexy?" ?..... ?

I'll make sure I'm v drunk, so if I get slapped I won't give a crap.. lol.

[Bibbs]

Jim .. how about just chatting to peeps when you are in the pub (and not posting on how to do it) ?

[Chuck04]

do wat u like mate

[knowlson]

I Reckon you should use one of sorted's lines

You: Do you like fruit?

Girl: yeah

You: well suck my :censor: it's a real peach

Thats been making me laugh all week :D :D

[Jimlad]

Jim .. how about just chatting to peeps when you are in the pub (and not posting on how to do it) ?

Bibbs.... I've got a feeling you have no sense of fun mate... lol

[Chuck04]

coud link that in with mine as then hes guaranteed a slap

slaps girls a.s.s.

u:wow there firm as a mellon, do u like fruit

etc

[Jimlad]

lmao.. nice

[Bibbs]

Bibbs.... I've got a feeling you have no sense of fun mate... lol

I'm all up for fun .. I just get fed up of reading page after page of drivel .. :P

[Jimlad]

someone needs to keep this place entertained... lol... ;)

[Chuck04]

u offering urservices :P "TOC entertainer"

[Jimlad]

does it pay well ??

[GIDDLEPIN]

have you got change for a penny! :P :D

[Chuck04]

:P aparently not mate