I Don't Want To Work Tonight ?!?!?!

[Jimlad]

Ok... I'm supposed to be working tonight at 11pm at my local nightclub ( barman ).

Thing is I can't be bothered... lol. What good excuse could I use to not work, but somehow still be able to go out and drink there??... lol.

Can't think of any !

[ZeroBlade]

lol, jim u bum get ur sorry :censor: out and work!!!

hrm can't really think of ne excuses yet tho, but i'll post when i do!

-Z

[gordypix]

!Removed! layabout .......Go and be a man and work like a man and chat up the pretty gals like a barboy is supposed to do............ And if any club photographers come in tonight give them a free drink...........You never know where ya face will end up.........

[Jimlad]

lol...

have to admit tho, talking to the drunk females is one of the jobs perks !!! :D

[gordypix]

lol...

have to admit tho, talking to the drunk females is one of the jobs perks !!! :D

But what part of their anatomy are you talking to Jimbo

[Calisto]

lol...

have to admit tho, talking to the drunk females is one of the jobs perks !!! :D

but do they have to be drunk first or does that help the situation. :P

[Ryan1985]

They've got 2 be drunk, u ever seen Jim?

Kiddin mate!

[Jimlad]

They've got 2 be drunk, u ever seen Jim?

Kiddin mate!

lmao !.... I'll run you over next time I see you... lol

[Jimlad]

lol...

have to admit tho, talking to the drunk females is one of the jobs perks !!!  :D

But what part of their anatomy are you talking to Jimbo

seeing as the bar is actually higher up than normal floor height I'm automatically looking down on them... not a bad thing tho....

oh and when you're sweaty as hell working behind a hot bar.... them being drunk defo helps !!

[Ryan1985]

The bar being higher up sounds good!

[ZeroBlade]

The bar being higher up sounds good!

yeah they're not blinded by jims bald head!! lol :P

-Z

[JappyBeast]

**NOTE**

This is only Jimlads second week on the job..

He needs sacking.

[Jimlad]

The bar being higher up sounds good!

yeah they're not blinded by jims bald head!! lol :P

-Z

lol.... when drunk they see hair.. honest.. lol

Yip second week on the job.. curious as to how long I can last without getting fired. The barmaids are tasty... could get fired for slapping thier bums !!!

I'm only one of two blokes who work up the stairs in the club... so it has it's benefits.

less than 2 hours to go before I have to put up with sweaty drunk people.. lol.

[Jimlad]

ok.. I have a ruddy headache and I have to go work in a nightclub !!!... lol... joy !

[JappyBeast]

MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmM this beer is nice.

[Jimlad]

shut up !.. lol

I'm off to work now.. will see beer all night !, just not aloud to drink it !

[JappyBeast]

I'm off to work now.. will see beer all night !, just not aloud to drink it !

Worst job ever!

I know that I couldnt do it!

[Jimlad]

ok.... back in and lost about 3 stone in sweat... lol

bluddy hot night clubs !!

[ZeroBlade]

i couldnt think of ne excuses in the end!

-Z

[JappyBeast]

He kept txting me thru his shift.. I ignored all of them and kept drinking my beer.