Volvo Drivers !

[daktari]

I ask you.. You park yer pride n joy in a car park for 5 minutes and some Half wit in his new V70 estate in metalic turquoise has to squeeze in next to you as tight as you like then proceedes to leave half his paintwork on the side of MY car.

Had to wait 20 mins for the brainless idiot to come back.

1/ So i could get him to move so i could get in my car and

2/ To explain to him slowly and in words of one syllable that it was not clever to do what he had done.

He then has the audacity to summon over uniformed minion of NCP who fortunately came down on my side and pointed out to Mr V70 that his car was not on a scalextric track and should not be over the white lines of the box.

Eventually get an apology from Mr V70 who then huffily drives off straight into side of passing Saab!!!!!!! JUSTICE. :D :D :D :D :D

[Boro Sera]

Shame he never drove into a BMW......it would be like all your birthdays at once.

Rich

[Leeky]

Is he not paying for the mark to be fixed on your car?

Forget the accident the daft pillock had with the saab, he should be coughing up the cash to have the side of your celica resprayed :D

[Roytoner]

All I can say is there is a GOD... :D

Leeky's right he should pay for your car's damage :ffs:

[daktari]

Well fortunately for me. 2 minutes judicious use of Safe Cut (Free plug) and his paint had disappeared leaving no trace whatsoever.

Just goes to show. 13 years of rock hard jap laquer can come off better than a swedish massage parlour on wheels. :D

Thinking about it i could send him a bill for the labour. :D

Incidentaly rich......

My other cars a B*W M5.................... I`m selling it.. Honest.

[Boro Sera]

My other car is an Audi. They don't seem to get any stick on these forums so far

(------------cue the onslaught )

Rich

[Roytoner]

My other car is an Audi. They don't seem to get any stick on these forums so far

(------------cue the onslaught )

Rich

Don't tell anyone ours is a jeep..

[daktari]

Don't tell anyone  ours is a jeep..

[Roytoner]

Don't tell anyone  ours is a jeep..

Thanks...

[daktari]

Dont panic Roy...... Help is at hand.

It`s called a Toyota garage. :D

[quodus]

Hey daktari - Out of your M5 and celica gt4 which one do you prefer the most - and why . Surely the gt4 is no match for the M5 (thats if an m5 is better than a m3 - never seen 1).

[redhead]

Bet know one can top this my (girlfriends!) other car is a smart car just keep it to yourselfs! However it is a Barabus so not as bad as it could be!

[daktari]

Hi Quodus

Hey daktari - Out of your M5 and celica gt4 which one do you prefer the most - and why . Surely the gt4 is no match for the M5 (thats if an m5 is better than a m3 - never seen 1).

Totally different beasts.

The M5 Is the old (1986) e28 sit up and beg type. Heavily modded in the engine dept. (400BHP est) Great for hangin the tail out and smoking a set of rear boots. Handling is ok but prefers gentle bends and straights. Undrivable in the wet. Fuel consumption is 28 mpg if you take it easy.

The GT4 just makes me smile all the time. It`s so frantic. Like a deranged teenager. :D :D :D :D

[Razor_Rage]

I drive a Volvo V70 estate right now....until i get my Mr2...

[quodus]

I will have my gt4 ltd ed soon just got to find it !!! :D

[daktari]

I will have my gt4 ltd ed soon just got to find it !!!

You`ll be glad you did thats pretty well guaranteed. Happy hunting.