Joke

[mad welshman]

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap

1 Toothbrush

1 Tube of toothpaste

1 loaf of bread

1 pint of milk

1 Apple

1 banana

1 orange

1 plum

1 grapefruit

1 tomato

1 lettuce

1 cabbage

1 baking potato

1 kraft single

1 samosa

1 vegetable pakora

1 muesli bar

1 pie

1 frozen pizza

1 single frozen dinner

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is

carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon

Wheels.

As she turns he smiles at her and says,

"Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies

"How did you guess?"

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says

"Because you're minging"

:D

[Calisto]

lol

[jaxx]

lol good un!

[Stephen61]