Pranks

[vmail]

hi, Im running out of pranks at work, been asking the new starters to get a box of steam , left handed screwdriver and long stand

have you been pranked at work or have you done it to someone else, please let me know

[breezer]

ask them to get you an arabian pie from a shop/cafeteria!! :D

[knightrider]

ive heard of the go an ask ***** for a long wait!

[LORD_ED]

a asked on of my staff in slough to polish the ice they sat there for ten minutes just rubbin ice cubes behind the bar trying to get them to shine more best of all all the customers thought she was a bit thick for months

[jaxx]

tartan paint

sky hooks

fellopian tubes (or however you spell it)

[yaristpot]

Theres not much more you can ask for in Mcdonalds.... maybe ask them for an on time (hot) big mac????

[breezer]

tartan paint

sky hooks

fellopian tubes (or however you spell it)

lol

funny <I thought I could get past the swearing filter - what a sad muppet I am eh?>!

[TheNissanMan]

pop down the local hardware store and get some elbow grease...

[GIDDLEPIN]

Sweeping fog off the Humber.

Shovel daylight down mine shafts.

Shave hairs off gooseberries.

[alanbradley]

Has anybody mentioned left-handed toilet paper yet?

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[vmail]

Theres not much more you can ask for in Mcdonalds.... maybe ask them for an on time (hot) big mac????

those would be called pre-cooked macs

arabian pie?

[wlsmith]

ask them for a cheeseburger without cheese, my friend did that and he got thrown out! lol!

[breezer]

arabian pie = made up! lol! my mate asked for it for a laugh wen we were in ibiza last week! lol! poor spanish geezer didnt hava clue!

[vmail]

ask them for a cheeseburger without cheese, my friend did that and he got thrown out! lol!

the customers are the people who askes for things like that

[Tom.B]

How about a bubble for a spirit level, tartan paint, sky hooks, skirting board ladder!