Cows

[Cyker]

Cows?

[Rhymes with Paris]

5 minutes ago, Cyker said:

Cows?

Have you voted?

[Cyker]

I dunno, it feels weird to vote on my own silly poll...

[2toyos]

I voted, was it to pick 1??

[Rhymes with Paris]

I will vote,it is no more pointless than voting for my local councillors.

Most of whom seem to be hell bent on achieving "net zero" for the rest of us in Lincolnshire.

We are all equal, just that some are more equal than others.

Hypocrisy makes easy targets of the great and the good.

 

[FROSTYBALLS]

Some members may have a beef about this, but may not realise what's at steak .....

[dannyboy413]

Can one say 'meatballs' on here? If not I'll hoof it. 😀

[Rhymes with Paris]

10 minutes ago, dannyboy413 said:

Can one say 'meatballs' on here? If not I'll hoof it. 😀

Well whether you can or cannot,it's probably a moo t point anyway now you've already done it.

[Cyker]

Thank you everyone, you all deserve a pat on the back for these offal cow puns. They are udderly delightful.

Feel friesian to keep them cud'ing!

 

[FROSTYBALLS]

Wouldn't want to milk it .....

[FROSTYBALLS]

.... or cream off the best.

[Rhymes with Paris]

I suppose that most of the guest visitors on here are just skimming the thread.

[Bper]

It was pasture my bedtime but I herd about this poll and didn't see the pint in it but my mate Pat said he had a feeling of Deja-moo.
Udderly ridiculous I said. Mooove out the way so I can fillet in.😂

[FROSTYBALLS]

Is this poll just to butter members up or cheese them off?

[Rhymes with Paris]

Do you know, it's just o curd to me that some of these posts have whey too many puns in them.

[davidif]

Some legend dairy puns!

[Cyker]

Thank you all, this has been moosic to my ears! Never has this forum herd so many cow puns  

If it was up to me I'd give you all a hornorary award  

[Max_Headroom]

1 hour ago, Cyker said:

If it was up to me I'd give you all a hornorary award

Thats an udderly brilliant idea.

[Rhymes with Paris]

As I have posted before, I do like a nice bit of fillet steak.

While researching a different wine to go with it, maybe an alternative to a Chilean merlot or a a standard claret, I discovered a very smooth Argentinian malbec 2020, low in tannins and good on the palate.

It comes from the coastal regions where they cultivate the bo vine.