Yaris Names

[donkeychomp]

So there's a Yaris Cross. Is there a Yaris Indifferent? A Yaris Angry? I sure hope there's a Yaris Happy.

Alex

[dannyboy413]

The Yaris Happy definitely exists! 😊

[Chriss27]

Definitely a Yaris Excel too

[MikeSh]

44 minutes ago, donkeychomp said:

Is there a Yaris Indifferent?

No, that number of letters was too expensive so it's the Yaris Meh.

[Mjolinor]

5 minutes ago, MikeSh said:

No, that number of letters was too expensive so it's the Yaris Meh.

Better than a Yaris D'oh one would think.

[Bernard Foy]

Could be a Yaris superb, oh no some other manufacturers already thought of that 😉 😀 

[bathtub tom]

I reckon the front end of a MK3 facelift should be a Yaris Scowl.

[Rhymes with Paris]

In the case of my mk 1,the Yaris nutter ***** baseball cap.

No other manufacturers have thought of that one.

[Gren]

And across the channel is there a Yaris Paris?

[flash22]

I have seen a few Yar is and Arris

[Cyker]

6 hours ago, Gren said:

And across the channel is there a Yaris Paris?

I believe the Mighty Car Mods guys made a turbo-charged Mk2 Yaris called Paris  

[Rhymes with Paris]

21 hours ago, Rhymes with Paris said:

In the case of my mk 1,the Yaris nutter ***** baseball cap.

No other manufacturers have thought of that one.

Sorry Bernard, didn't mean any confusion.

It refers to my max power alter ego, the one that details Sunday night car meets, and 22 inch purple backlit wheels with spinners, and doughnuts in car parks.

In reality, I am an old guy who has an old Yaris, totally standard, both me the Yaris.

I like humour, and irony.

 

[MikeSh]

6 hours ago, flash22 said:

Arris

I've got one of those - black box next to the TV (for freesat).

[Jimota]

How about Yaris Gallus.  Gallus is a Glasgow term for someone who is bold, supremely confident and walks with a distinct swagger.

[Big_D]

8 hours ago, Jimota said:

How about Yaris Gallus.

Sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch, like Sillius Soddus or Biggus Diccus 😁 

To paraphrase Pilate from 'Life of Brian', I will not have my Yawis widiculed by the common soldiewy when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...

 

[Cyker]

Yawis' big fwend Ravvus Foreus?

 

[FROSTYBALLS]

Or a special edition for the Outer Hebrides, the Yaris Harris with Tweed seat coverings ..

[dannyboy413]

2 minutes ago, FROSTYBALLS said:

the Yaris Harris with Tweed seat coverings ..

.... and a Sporran or two instead of door pockets.

[Big_D]

Does the Yaris Harris have one side lower than the other to run around the Scottish Highlands like the Haggis

 

[Jimota]

The ability of the Haggis to run up and down mountains at speed with their odd sized legs makes it notoriously difficult for big game hunters to get a shot on target. As such, demand often outweighs supply and this is the reason why Haggis is classed a gastronomic delicacy with flavour sensations that rival any French cuisine.

[Jimota]

Forgot to say it tastes great with chips and mushy peas.

[Big_D]

12 hours ago, Jimota said:

Haggis is classed a gastronomic delicacy with flavour sensations that rival any French cuisine

In my opinion it is far superior to much of the French cuisine. They can keep their snails and frogs legs. Give me a nice Haggis any day.

[donkeychomp]

If a group of Haggis meet for a romatic encounter are they then known as a Shaggis?

Yaris Haggis Shaggis...has a certain ring to it...

Alex

[Chas G]

Yaris Cross Noco, Yaris Cross Ctek spring to mind or perhaps Yaris Cross Fat Boy.........but I suppose some wag would think the FB stood for something else other than fat boy.

[Chas G]

Got to be Toyota Yaris Cross GRRRRR.

I have just tuned into the noise the engine makes when I put my foot down.