Argos

[jaxx]

click here to go to the Argos site ---> Argos!

on the search in the top left corner type 'chav'

[Firthy]

PMSL

[vmail]

dont understand why the chairs are there

[jaxx]

ignor the chairs concentrate on the other 'hits'

[Charlies Angel]

lmao :P

[Charlies Angel]

dont understand why the chairs are there

duh!!!!!!!!!!

[~Rach~]

PMSL

[silvasurfa]

thats quality!!!

[Jamesb4uk]

just love the heading of IE when you do the search

"look for Chav at Argos!!"

classic

J

[BLOODUK]

hahaha

[vmail]

how did you find that, was you looking for summut for yourself?

[jaxx]

nope whupped it off another site

[T V O R]

:D

[GT4 BOOSTER]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...av&defid=594358

[knightrider]

brilliant

[Fidgits]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...av&defid=594358

1. chav

43 up, 8 down

click to vote

Chav's Charter:-

1. Drop litter - you don't want rubbish in your pockets do you?

2. Replace an adequate and legal exhaust on your car with an inappropriate one and breach the peace with stressful noise polution.

3. Know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

4. Adore brand names and suffocate all opprtunity for real quality to speak for itself.

5. Drag everyone else down at school or work by constantly challenging in a negative way accepted practices.

6. Don't treat McDonalds as an occasional treat or convenience, treat it as a way of life until you become morbidly obese.

7. Watch television rather than living a real life but aspire to showcasing your dysfunction on a chat show.

8. Smoke cigarettes

9. Erode the language with which you were educated to the point that you can no longer remember how to speak properly... After all the best way to articulate yourself is with a gun.

10. Definitly don't develop a spiritual side,death probably doesn't apply to you

- you're there already

[Nick-Johnson]

Thats Great

[blackcat]

:D LMAO

I wonder if JJB do something similiar? :D

I cant imagine a chav buying that 9ct chain for 999.99 pounds

[GIDDLEPIN]

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>1.What do you call a Chav in a box?

>Innit.

>

>2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

>Sorted.

>

>3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

>Safe.

>

>4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

>Innuinnit.

>

>5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

>They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of

>stairs.

>

>6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

>The bride.

>

>7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?

>It might be your bike.

>

>8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

>One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

>

>9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

>"What you lookin' at?"

>

>10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

>Paint three stripes on it.

>

>11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

>The police.

>

>12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?

>Up the gary!

>

:P :D

[silvasurfa]

nice one giddlepin!!! chavs, no end to their comedy value!!!

[blackcat]

:D :D :D Sheer class!

[breezer]

LOL haha!! Good find

[phil3345]

QUALITY

[Al J]

ROFLMAO!!!

Good find.

[Antd4agze]

lmao