Remember That Post About My Dad Getting Done?

[BLOODUK]

This how he generally talks every day , Im right your always wrong :censor:

Dad : car doesnt rattle as much when its warm

Me : I noticed when the revs are higher with a bit more speed it does go away

Dad : You cant go thrashing it that will kill the engine

Me : I never said that i just said when the car has higher revs or its going a little faster it seems to be better

Dad : Its not like your car you cant go that fast

Me : Grrr what so 50mph on a motorway is too fast then

Dad : Well i just know how you drive

Me : Considering i take the kids to school im really going to blow the engine up

My dad has 6 points on his license i have none

/

Me : ahh ill get myself some of these items at the shops

Dad : Ok

Me : I dont want the freezer to be full

Dad : dont get too many items the freezer may get full.

/

Me : So what do you think of my TRD sticker on the back of the mr2

Dad : Dont see the point its your car not something i would do though

Me : Didnt you put stickers on your car?

Dad : ......

/

Dad : Petrol is really expensive here

Me : Yes look at super unleaded very expensive

Dad : this car doesnt use super unleaded

Me : I know i just said its more expensive

Dad : you said the car uses super unleaded

Me : bah doesnt matter!

[ricomr2]

Sounds like my mum mate

Sometimes you just have to walk away

[vmail]

you dad is ace

hi reves at 50MPH, is it in 4th?

if it takes unleaded then it should take super unleaded, Ive never had any problems with any of the cars I drive

[ricomr2]

if it takes unleaded then it should take super unleaded, Ive never had any problems with any of the cars I drive

I think you might have missed the point there

[BLOODUK]

you dad is ace

My dad is ace is he ???

Sarcastic everyday , moans at everything , bullies my mum , sometimes threatens her

yer right ACE DAD! :ffs:

[BLOODUK]

I think you might have missed the point there

He has big time and touched a nerve

[Fizz]

if it takes unleaded then it should take super unleaded, Ive never had any problems with any of the cars I drive

I think you might have missed the point there

ssssshhhhhh :!Removed!:

[vmail]

bullies my mum , sometimes threatens her

but that bit about him isnt ace

[Gareth B]

bullies my mum , sometimes threatens her

but that bit about him isnt ace

Just stop now!

[breezer]

[Moffmo]

this thread isnt funny at all...

BloodUk, sorry to hear about the problems you are having with your dad, hopefully one day itll blow over

[Blue84]

ggr he sounds like a nightmare!

[sclark]

my dad:

Dad: Hey, just got a letter in for the police, you were caught speeding at 89. on ur way up to glasgow from leeds/

Me: really? ur joking me!

Dad: no im not joking! im not that bothered, I've done it before, just ive never been caught.

Me: grf

Dad: well im not taking the blame for it ive sent it back saying it was u driving the car at the time

Me: grr, 3 points & £30 quid down the drain

few days later

Dad: I tried to fone u earlier, got another letter, u must have been speeding the whole time, u got caught again when u passed the border on the way back down

Me: ur joing me

Dad: no, it looks like ull have to leave ur car at home now

Me: u r joking me!!!

Dad: u dont sound that bothered about it

Me: well i was speeding i suppose it was my fault neways, not much i can do

Dad: actually im joking about the second ticket, but u did get caught the first time

Me: grr

[ricomr2]

Two points mate :

The obvious one... slow down a bit

(And lets not turn this into another "you shouldn't be speading" thread)

And the second... be glad your dad has a sence of humour

[Gareth B]

Two points mate :

The obvious one... slow down a bit

(And lets not turn this into another "you shouldn't be speading" thread)

And the second... be glad your dad has a sence of humour

here here.

[houston]

me, dad the bloke from the garage picked your car up

dad, what u on about?

me, the bloke from the garage came while u were in bed so i gave him keys

dad, YOU WHAT! (runs outside to check)

me, GOT YA

next week the casts should come off

(i still laugh thinking bout it now)

[BLOODUK]

Dad: Hey, just got a letter in for the police, you were caught speeding at 89. on ur way up to glasgow from leeds/

Me: really? ur joking me!

Dad: no im not joking! im not that bothered, I've done it before, just ive never been caught.

Me: grf

Dad: well im not taking the blame for it ive sent it back saying it was u driving the car at the time

Me: grr, 3 points & £30 quid down the drain

This would be how my dad would do it

Dad: Hey, just got a letter in for the police, you were caught speeding at 89. on ur way up to glasgow from leeds

Me: really? ur joking me!

Dad: no im not joking! I told you to slow down you dont see me doing

that speed all the time

Me: I dont do it all the time

Dad: Your letter says otherwise

Me: What can i do about it

Dad : Take the rap for it

Me : But didnt you ask mum to take the rap cant you help ?

Dad : No I wasnt going that fast you shouldnt speed

Me : But you speed

Dad : Very rarely

Says dad with 6 points