Quiz..

[Chappers]

Here's a few Cockney Rhyming Slang phrases..

To answer, write the number followed by what you think it is..

1. Apples and Pears?

2. Ruby Murray?

3. Laugh and a Joke?

4. Chas and Dave?

5. Whistle and Flute?

6. Pork Pies?

7. Rock 'n' Roll?

8. Pete Tong?

9. Butcher's Hook?

10.Harpers and Queens?

[jaxx]

1 stairs

2 curry

3 smoke?

4 ??

5 ??

6 Lies

7 ??

8 gone wrong

9 have a look

10 ??

[Chappers]

1 stairs

2 curry

3 smoke

6 Lies

8 gone wrong

9 look

Ok then... didn't last too long then!

[Kenno]

1 Stairs

2 Curry

3 Smoke?

4 Rave?

5 Suit

6 Eyes

7 no idea

8 Wrong

9 Look

10 no idea

[Chappers]

1 Stairs

2 Curry

3 Smoke

5 Suit

6 Lies

8 Wrong

9 Look

4, 7 and 10 left...

[breezer]

4. shave

[Chappers]

1 Stairs

2 Curry

3 Smoke

4 Shave

5 Suit

6 Lies

8 Wrong

9 Look

7 and 10..

[sclark]

7. dole, goal, mole, pole

10. beans, jeans,

[Chappers]

1 Stairs

2 Curry

3 Smoke

4 Shave

5 Suit

6 Lies

7 Dole

8 Wrong

9 Look

10 Jeans

Now wasn't that fun..

*sigh*

..how bored?...very

[sclark]

incase any1 is very bored...

Apples and Pears

Ruby Murry

Laugh and a joke

Chas and Dave

Whistle and flute

Pork pies

Rock 'n' roll

Pete Tong

Butchers Hook

Jack's alive

Monkey

Jumping jack

Basil fawlty

Britney spears

Adam and eve

Auntie nellie

Barry McGuigan

Richard the Third

Apple fritter

Ding dong

Pitch and toss

Aristotle

Kingdom come

Andy McNab

Nigel Mansell

Saucepan handle

Roger Starling

Arthur Ashe

Chew the fat

Winona Rder

Weasel and stoat

Boris the bold

Spuds

Rattle and hum

Car and scooter

Bottles and stoppers

Sausage and mash

Lemon and lime

Richard Burtons

George Micheal

Bricks and mortar

Gelnn Hoddle

Rory O'Moore

Half a gross

Magnus Pike

Chevy Chase

Airs and Graces

Toe-rag

Grey Mare

mince Tart

nails and tacks

jellied eel

Morecombe and Wise

april showers

Duke of Yourk

Arthur Scargill

Nightboat to Cairo

Gang and mob

Omar Sharif

Arthur Fowler

Fat boy slim

!Removed! Craddock

Jimmy Shands

German bands

Marylin Manson

Tit for tat

Emma Freuds

Duck and dive

White mice

Tennis Racquet

teapot lid

christmas crackered

drum and fife

ins and outs

alligator

giraffe

cribbage pegs

west end thespian

dunlop tyre

holy friar

artful dodger

hey diddle diddle

tom silk

acker bilk

chinese blind

gras in the park

weston-super-mare

raspberry ripples

box of toys

hot cross bun

ant n decs

alan border

shania twain

bacon sarnie

adam's

mars and venus

abergavenny

joanna

jimmy riddle

arthur bliss

scotch mist

lucy locket

paper hat

rubic's cube

hillman hunters

andy cain

ancient greek

jah rule

hatti jaques

jakki brambles

all night rave

dicky dirt

brad pitt

tom kite

council gritter

piccadilly

bernie flint

fraser nash

aunt nell

bonnie and clyde

hickory docks

almond rocks

major loda

bow and arrow

pear halved

paul wellaer

april fools

ayrton senna

billy goat

supersonic

mortar and trowel

pinky and perky

auntie ella

hairy chest

walter anchor

bob squash

monkey wrench

carving knife

gooseberry puddin'

harpers and queens

[Calisto]

you bored???? its Friday night you should be out clubbing

[Charlies Angel]

1. Apples and Pears? Stairs

2. Ruby Murray? Curry

3. Laugh and a Joke? Smoke

4. Chas and Dave? Shave

5. Whistle and Flute? Suit

6. Pork Pies? Eyes, Lies

7. Rock 'n' Roll? Toilet roll?

8. Pete Tong? Wrong

9. Butcher's Hook? Look

10.Harpers and Queens? ?

Ok then, Whats a raspberry Ripple?

jack and Danny?

Boat?

Mars Bar?

[Gareth B]

rasberry ripple - nipple

jack and danny - Fa**y

boat - !Removed!?

Mars bar - ?

[breezer]

Ok then, Whats a raspberry Ripple?

Jack and Danny?

Boat?

Mars Bar?

isnt that a ice cream

sounds like jack daniels

a boat, floats on water

mars bar is chocolate bar with nougat

[Charlies Angel]

rasberry ripple - nipple

jack and danny - Fa**y

boat - !Removed!?

Mars bar - ?

Raspberry ripple - nipple

jack and danny - F.A.nn.Y

Boat (race) - Face

Mars bar - scar

[Bibbs]

1. Apples and Pears?

2. Ruby Murray?

3. Laugh and a Joke?

4. Chas and Dave?

5. Whistle and Flute?

6. Pork Pies?

7. Rock 'n' Roll?

8. Pete Tong?

9. Butcher's Hook?

10.Harpers and Queens?

The problem is I say about half of those ..

That the problem when you have been on the Winona all night..

[Bibbs]

Boat (race) - Face

Is Harry on the boat ??

[Charlies Angel]

wtf??? Bibbs hows the eyebrow coming along?1

[Bibbs]

Harry on the boat?

It's a comment you ask a friend when they are with their missus ..

Harry Monk - ..

Boat Race .. face ..

[Leeky]

Harry on the boat?

It's a comment you ask a friend when they are with their missus ..

Harry Monk - ..

Boat Race .. face ..

I love seeing Harry on his boat

[Bibbs]

I love seeing Harry on his boat

on HIS boat?

You are one twisted person ..

"Pony" is another term I always use ..

[flood6]

HOLEY! SH*T SORRY LOL WRONG COPY AND PASTE AND NOW IVE CLOSED THE THING I WAS GONA COPY

[silvasurfa]

You can edit your post, but you probably new that anyway...

[Blue84]

I love seeing Harry on his boat 

on HIS boat?

You are one twisted person ..

"Pony" is another term I always use ..

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Pony? I'm essex born so know a bit of cockney cos of being near London but Pony is definately a new one

[Chappers]

..but Pony is definately a new one

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Phoney?..

Blimey, old post.