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[GIDDLEPIN]

[G6AArgh]

My ferret doesnt bite hard at all (never hard enough to break skin and only when your fighting/playing) its a house ferret it lives in the living room (mainly under the throw on the sofa) admittedly when i first got her she was a right s**t, they can bite REALLY hard (lock their jaws aswell so if they dont wanna let go they wont) but managed to train her out of biting after a week and she was using a litter tray after 3 days, its just like having a totally mental kitten that never grows up!!

[JappyBeast]

If I had to read just 1 thread on here for the rest of my life, it would be this one.

I'm gonna look online regarding buying a monkey.

[Moffmo]

If I had to read just 1 thread on here for the rest of my life, it would be this one.

I'm gonna look online regarding buying a monkey.

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im off to andys house to look at andys new monkey...

[JappyBeast]

Bit if it doesnt behave.. you know what I'm gonna do to it!

[Moffmo]

spank that !Removed!??

[JappyBeast]

I will spank it.

[Moffmo]

you spank it then

[JappyBeast]

this could turn very dirty.

[gordypix]

I would like a small monkey.. I would teach it to make me food, fetch beer and pass the remote.

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O please, please don't spank the monkey

[Karma Supra]

Taka the Otter was on sky yesterday It was my fave film when I was about 4-5.... when I grow up I wanted to be an otter keeper...

now I'll take things one step at a time on concentrate on the growing up bit first :D

I want an otter too :( I'll call him Alan.

[Calisto]

What about Ring of Bright Water, that had an otter in and the story was lovely and I cried at the end.

[Al J]

My name's Alan but I'm not an otter.

They're right you know. You can't just keep an otter as a pet. It's protected.

Anyway, if you don't fancy a ferrett because it might bite, what the heck do you think an otter would do?

Great thread by the way.