I Hate Birds... The Seagulls Type

[BLOODUK]

All nice and sprayed , rather clean too and what happens... a BIRD comes and craps on it not on the front nooo not anywhere else but right on the new respray. Im sure birds know where to crap.

[G200]

Unlucky mate!!

[BLOODUK]

[dudeone]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[LimeyMk1]

Calcium carbide wrapped in bread is the best cure for seagulls ;) , although you may end up cleaning seagull off your car!

[james1760]

try living in blackpool lol

[T V O R]

All nice and sprayed , rather clean too and what happens... a BIRD comes and craps on it not on the front nooo not anywhere else but right on the new respray. Im sure birds know where to crap.

I wouldn’t take her out again!

You need another girlfriend mate

(Or have I got the wrong sort of bird?)

[BLOODUK]

You need another girlfriend mate 

(Or have I got the wrong sort of bird?)

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Im not into scat....

its the seagull type :P

[dawolf]

Just make sure you wash it off asap coz it eats through lacquer as I've found out in the past.

[Fitz]

I had that at the weekend. Drove under a bridge and heard this loud bang like a stone hit the targa roof. When I stopped at the garage to fill up I saw this large mess splattered across the roof and down the back window. Dunno what it ate but it must have felt ten times lighter after that.

[andy_twincams]

get a air rifle