Welsh Baby..

[Chappers]

Welsh Boy

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A Welsh miner is drinking on holiday in a local Pub when he gets a call on his

mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of

drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just

produced a typical Welsh baby boy, weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the

miner just shrugs, "That's about average at home, folks...like I said, my

boy's a typical Welsh baby boy.

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of

"WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the

father of that typical Welsh baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't

you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We

were gonna call you; so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed

25 pounds the day he was born."

The miner takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer, wipes his lips on his

shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him

circumcised"

;)

[Gareth B]

[~Rach~]

LMAO

[GIDDLEPIN]

He who brags most, has least! :P

[Rookey]

Quality :P