Joke Of The Day...

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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy

an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.

this bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again,there was no answer from his new friend and pet....

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time;this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,

"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

Scroll down!!!!!

WAIT!

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time ubikhole! I'm putting my f**king shoes on "

[~Rach~]

*snigger* I like :D

[Calisto]

lol I do like that one.

pmsl.

Ash.

[GIDDLEPIN]

I suppose it went 99 thud--------99 thud--------99 thud when it did go out (had a wooden leg) :P

I'll get me coat. :shutit:

[knightrider]

i like that!