Just Found Out How Toc Rg Get Home

[LORD_ED]

>>How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night

>>drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you

>>try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to

>>your house.

>The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer

>Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the

>drunk by Bacchus- the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has acquired a

>large batch of these magical devices.

>The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion:-

>The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the

>"slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of

>his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a

>winged Beer Scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and

>deposits them in their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This

>is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket

>cash is taken as payment. This answers the second questions after a

>night out, 'How did I spend so much money?' Unfortunately, Beer

>Scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible

>for over 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries), such as

>skinned knees and a sore spot on the top of your head. An

>undocumented feature of the Beer Scooter is the destruction of time

>segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-dimensional Portals

>indicates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for. This

>answers a third question after a night out 'What the hell happened?'

>With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT (Removal of

>Embarrassing Moments In Time) add-on, that automatically removes, in

>descending order, those parts in time regretted most. Unfortunately

>one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of another's and

>quite often lost time is regained in discussions over a period of

>time. Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often

>cause the Scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending

>passengers to the wrong bedroom, often with horrific consequences.

>For the family man, Beer Scooters come equipped with flowers picked

>from other people's garden and Thump-A-Lot boots (Patent Pending).

>These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly

>you tip-toe up the stairs, you are sure to wake up your other half.

>Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in

>the house and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System)

>explains the bruised shins. The final add-on Bacchus saw fit to

>invest in for some Scooters is the TAS (Tobacco Absorption System).

>This explains how one person can apparently get through 260 Marlboro

>Lights in a single night.

>P.S. Don't forget the on-board heater, which allows you to

>comfortably get home from the pub in sub-zero temperatures, wearing

>just a T-shirt

[Kerby]

lol pmsl. how true ;)

[Bibbs]

You know, I've often wonderd how we did it .. clubbing, clubbing, wake up in bed with a hangover ..

But I'm sure it's gotta be a Beer R1 .. Us be seen on a scooter? Doubt it, even when hammered.

[Karma Supra]

Hmmmmm Beer scooter

[Scottish_SR]

So that the answer to this mysterious phenomena!! :o