Swunday Funny

[System~G]

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black heubik was followed by a second long black heubik about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second heubik was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said; "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wifes."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second heubik?"

The man answered,"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when

the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

[cfc1]

Good one.. i liked that :)

[Smart Jims Toy]

Sweet!

Jim

[Leeky]

hehe

[earpl]

pmsl :P

[Blue84]

:D :D haha that's a good one!!