Morning Car Humour....

[TheNissanMan]

A blonde went in to a repair garage and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

The mechanics all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is

a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I

have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly

what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what

the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is

there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

[Ken]

[scoobyspanker]

what is the difference between an Essex Girl & a walruss??

1 has whiskers, smells of fish and has tusks...the other 1 is a walruss!

[peterabbit30]

you may laugh...but its not that stupid !

I worked at an esso petrol station while I was studying and this woman came in and was very angry ! Somebody according to her had put the tap at the wrong height!! She wanted to put some water in her radiator but couldnt get the car engine underneath the tap!!!

I had to explain to her she needed the watering can which was beside the tap!!

Some people eh!...this I swear is true as I know it sounds like a joke.

Happy days.

[Roadrunner]

I once saw a woman in a garage trying to top her oil up through the top of the dip stick!!!!!

hello!!! creech here. ive got a couple for you to.......a couple of months ago i found a woman putting air in her tyre's!!!!! not odd i hear you say but i'm sure 70psi is just a bit over the top.

also after that a woman came in the garage saying that her car wasnt running right, "missing" she said. we asked if it could be dodgy fuel, she replied "no its the same fuel as always, but my husband did tell me to top up the oil" guess where she put the oil? yep, in the petrol tank!!!!!!

[toymota16v]

LOL i know a young lady who decided to put oil in the windscreen washer bottle and wondered why the oil pressure light wouldn't go out when her washers decided to stop working

:D :D

[dawesy]

a woman i know told me her car kept overheating. i ask her if she'd checked the water level she said "of course i have, but the roads have been dirty this week so it may need topping up again!"

i ask her to show me witch bottle she had been topping up. turns out she had only been checking the screen wash the radiator was bone dry!! DOH!

just shows women and machinary dont mix (no offence to the female club members there are exeptions to the rule) :)

[TheNissanMan]

Just another quick funny I got forwarded as posted on eBay, can be found here

[Ken]

It's a bit pricey

[gordypix]

Things people do.

Funny thing is the bloke is probably serious. May have to drop the price a bit though.