Here's A Little Rib Tickler

[jerry phipps]

Hi everyone

It's toc humour again :D

An Irishman is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes

upon

a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the

water

and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and

is

almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, where upon he asks the drunk,

"Are

you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the

preacher

grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the

drunk,

Brother, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for

a

little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks

again,

"Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the

water again but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when

he

begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again

asks

the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?" The drunk wipes

his

eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher "Are you sure

this is

where he fell in."

jerry!! :D

[Boro Sera]

Top stuff !

Rich

[Demonic Angel]

LOL! :D

So thats what they mean by finding Jesus! I always thought you had to go to church or something..... :D

[jerry phipps]

LOL!  :D

So thats what they mean by finding Jesus!  I always thought you had to go to church or something.....  :D

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Nice one

jerry!!

[Ryan1985]

Good 1 jerry!

[Blue84]

LOL Good one Jerry!

[Kerby]

lol nice one

[Chuck04]

oo dear!!

[Jesus]

Very good mate... I'll be using that one tomorrow!!! :D