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Moffmo

By Moffmo,
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Moffmo Grand Master

Moffmo

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Moffmo: "Worcester sauce flavour crisps please"

Shopkeeper: "Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare."

Moffmo: "Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?"

Shopkeeper: "Ah that's the same , Cancer scare"

Moffmo: "Hamburger Relish?"

Shopkeeper: "Cancer scare"

Moffmo: "Sausage and Mash?"

Shopkeeper: "Cancer scare"

Moffmo: "Cottage Pie?"

Shopkeeper: "Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare."

Moffmo: "So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?"

Shopkeeper: "Yes"

Moffmo: (sigh) "Just give me a packet of !Removed! then."

Shopkeeper: "Certainly. £4.85 please."

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Old issue, but i thought it was funny!

coatstand.jpg

fine.... :lol: :lol:

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breezer Grand Master

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its a light????

isnt it a coat hangy thing!!

oh and my initial response to seeing the name of this thread was to reply:

"ouch"

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Blue84 Grand Master

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its a light????

isnt it a coat hangy thing!!

Oh yeah :blink::blink::blink: *hides in embarassment* - it does look like one of those modern uplighter things tho that some people have!

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Al J Grand Master

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Err... I think, as he knew it was a pretty awful joke, he was saying...

I'll get me coat! :yes:

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alanbradley Grand Master

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oh and my initial response to seeing the name of this thread was to reply:

"ouch"

Oh thank goodness I'm not the only one... :rolleyes:

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Err... I think, as he knew it was a pretty awful joke, he was saying...

I'll get me coat!  :yes:

Ahhhhh! I was a bit confused with the photo to start with! lol

Nice joke! :thumbsup:

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Blue84 Grand Master

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yeah, i got me coat and left! :ph34r:

Ah I get it now! But I still say that doesnt look much like a coatrack :P

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Moffmo Grand Master

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I assumed it was a coat rack - although a picture of a coat might have given it away better!  :lol:

But, ive gone and got me coat, so its not there :huh::blink:

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cfc1 Grand Master

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How true is that tho.. the joke that is.

nice coatrack btw pmsl.

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Blue84 Grand Master

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:!Removed!: okay that photo looks well different on my pc here compared to the one at work!!! :eek: :P

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breezer Grand Master

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oh and my initial response to seeing the name of this thread was to reply:

"ouch"

Oh thank goodness I'm not the only one... :rolleyes:

:D

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