Some Hilarious Quotes...

[silvasurfa]

Heres a load of quotes that creased me up!

But what single person do they all belong to?

"People will say that was typical City, which really annoys me. But that's typical City, I suppose..."

"If I had a blank piece of paper there'd be five names on it."

"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second to none."

"By the end Asprilla was knackered-o. I think that's the Spanish for it."

"They're the second best team in the world and there's no higher praise than that."

"He's using his strength and that is his strength, his strength."

"You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw."

"The tide is very much in our court now."

"There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight."

"It's understandable that people are keeping one eye on the pot and another up the chimney."

"In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg."

"It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card."

"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time."

"The game has gone rather scrappy as both sides realise they could win this match or lose it."

"That would have been a goal if it wasn't saved."

Answers on a post card...

[Tom.B]

my vote goes to big Ron for most of those matey!!!!!

[Boro Sera]

Or maybe Kevin Keegan

[Demonic Angel]

Shame to say.... I've said this one.....

"That would have been a goal if it wasn't saved."

One of my oh-so-clever and oh-so-witty remarks after someone saved a Liverpool penalty, Rich was gutted so I said the above to cheer him up..... it didnt work!

[silvasurfa]

Or maybe Kevin Keegan

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got it in one mate!