Stupid Sayings

[stevetubbyturbo]

As the title says really what is the most stupid saying you have heard

Like

"You'll have someones eye out with that"

said to me today whilst carrying a rolled up carpet my reply to that was

How the hell am i going to remove a eyeball with a carpet

Whats the best you have heard?

[Al J]

"That sun's hot today!"

[s0cks]

"First things first" - well duhhhhhhh!

[Bass junky]

Mad as a badger

[Leeky]

"We'll get there a lot quicker if we go faster"

"Quite dry outside concidering how wet it is"

"I aint stupid, just a bit thick"

"We need something that burns, something like fire"

[Fidgits]

'Its always the last place you look' - of course it is, your not going to carry on looking after you've found it are you?

[Kenno]

'Its always the last place you look' - of course it is, your not going to carry on looking after you've found it are you?

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Yeh, that one or 'where did you last have it?' - has that ever worked?!

'Have you seen my car keys?'

'Where did you last have them?'

'In my pocket'

'Have you checked there?'

'No, ........oh, found them.'

[scionic]

Not sure if you use this one there, but:

"Have a good one!"

It's just incredibly played out, overused and dumb sounding.

[Kenno]

Not sure if you use this one there, but:

"Have a good one!"

It's just incredibly played out, overused and dumb sounding.

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Ah, I still say it sometimes....

[norm]

Mad as a badger

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it's "mad as toast" up our way, why is toast mad? yea badgers do get mad especialy when you poke them with a realy big stick, mad as toast. DOH

[Al J]

"Reversing backwards".

"Well I never did".

"I can see where you're coming from".

[Kerby]

one which my mate says alot 'if u cant be good, be good at it'

[Al J]

"I'm not feeling myself today".

Good! ;)

[starletsr]

Toad in the hole.

[urotsukidoji_badassdemon]

'You know what they say about nurses'. Actually, I don't know what they say about nurses. Can someone enlighten me pls.

Also, ' Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere'.

[Demonic Angel]

"You'll catch your death going out dressed like that"

How can you "catch" death? Unless you have a big net and some death enticer.....

[Caz SR]

"You'll catch your death going out dressed like that"

How can you "catch" death? Unless you have a big net and some death enticer.....

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Almost as bad as someone saying; "I feel / look half dead." How can you be half dead???

[dicey2k]

My gran always says:

"Its getting a bit close out"

WTF is getting close??? An alien invasion???

[Blue84]

One of my Mum's Friends said "so I did some gardening in the garden and the flowerboxes" - D'Uh where else would you do Gardening? :D

[alanbradley]

"I was gutted..."

"Look at the muck in your ears" - could someone please explain how?

[urotsukidoji_badassdemon]

"I was gutted..."

"Look at the muck in your ears" - could someone please explain how?

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Try this for size Alan.

http://www.doctorhoffman.com/wax.htm

[funkyg]

Mad as a badger

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it's "mad as toast" up our way, why is toast mad? yea badgers do get mad especialy when you poke them with a realy big stick, mad as toast. DOH

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Round here it's "mad as cheese"

[Moffmo]

" dont do anything i wouldnt do"

haaaaa, thats EXACTLY what im gonna do :D

[stevetubbyturbo]

Mad as a badger

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it's "mad as toast" up our way, why is toast mad? yea badgers do get mad especialy when you poke them with a realy big stick, mad as toast. DOH

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Round here it's "mad as cheese"

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Round this area the saying is

"as mad as a march hare" or "as mad as a hatter"

[Chappers]

'Over by there' - not too specific then..