Best English Beach

[gordypix]

Now summers is kinda here a friend from far far away asked me what the best English Southcoast (ish) beach is to visit and have fun. His ideas were Brighton & Bournemouth.

I love Brighton for the clubs and it was where I had mad fun on a simulated Sky dive a few years ago. Cool.

Last time I went to Bournemouth there were two fully naked men walking down the middle of the road.

[Yarisboy]

I quite like Newquay

[gordypix]

"Everybody's gone Surfin', Surfin' USA"......

Oops :arrgg-matey:

I mean - "Everybody's gone Surfin', Surfin' Newquay"..... B) B)

Surfs up dudes.....

[Yarisboy]

:D

[gordypix]

Come on in the water's lovely.......Cough Splutter.....

The waters full of arrrghhhh - used condoms , dead fish , BMW's??? , Lord Lucan's body.......

[Yarisboy]

u love it really gordy ;)

[gordypix]

Ooh look there's a Great White Shark. Think i'll stroke it.........Munched........

[Ken]

Used to work on research vessels and part of the job was sea water quality and i don't swim in the sea round the UK since working on there,so stay on the beach gordy if you know what's good for you cause it's pretty grim out there.

[gordypix]

I will for real. Dunno about my mate though. His country of origin is landlocked so the temptation may be overwhelming........

SHARKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Ken]

If it's sharks your after try cornwall,usually get a great white spotted sometime in the summer and don't forget our nice friendly mako's and porbeagles which are native to these shores,must admit haven't heard of anyone get bitten by them but having caught a few and looked at their teeth i wouldn't like to be one of the first to find out.

[gordypix]

Nah, just playing. Will tease him about the sharks. Fearsome creatures but strangely majestic.

[Ken]

If you really want to make him paranoid tell him about the weaver fish that buries itself in the sand with their 3 spikes showing,if you stand on it your foot balloons up and you are in agony for a few days at the hospital he-he-he :fishyface: :crutchy:

[uts]

I love Brighton for the clubs

cant really comment on clubs in brighton. the last time i went there, i couldnt even find a parking space, a certain Fat Boy Slim was there on the beach! :hokus-pokus:

Last time I went to Bournemouth there were two fully naked men walking down the middle of the road

luckily, i've never seen that before! but i do regularly see gorgeous girls wearing very little, on beach and in clubs!