Two Tough Questions

[daktari]

(Dont know if this has been seen before. If it has, Sorry :D )

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with

astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and

drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium

in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,

drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no

peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

ANSWERS

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:

If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

[Al J]

Ha, Ha nice one!

Well I've just voted Hitler in as World leader but....

Beethoven made it! :P

[Fidgits]

well I voted for Churchill, and hey, i never liked Beethoven anyway :P

[GIDDLEPIN]

Nothing changes in politics does it?

[knightrider]

voted churchill hitlet seemed too geeky, and i gave the woman a chance beethoven lived!

[Chappers]

I voted for Churchill.. A vegetarian world leader seems wrong :D

[Demonic Angel]

I must be a closet Nazi - Hitler came thorough - killed Beethoven too!

Well you know what they say...... shoot happens!

[Calisto]

Oppps I just killed Beethoven and now Hilter is set to take over the world again.

Sorry.lol

[scionic]

Killed Beethoven, but I voted Churchill as he reminds me of myself a bit

[Bibbs]

I'd never trust a Vegetarian ..

[Moffmo]

i voted Franklin D. Roosevelt. he sounded a laugh

and beethoven is alive