Riddle

[Gti-Racing]

Hiya guys

Just thought id drive some ppl :ffs: with a riddle

here it goes................

What am i?

I have Keys but no locks

I have space but no room

You can enter but you cant come in

Have a go, its not impossible but it is a little difficult so i wont be expecting many responses :P

[Richard K]

A KEYBOARD

[albundy]

lol its soo easy its a keyboard cheers for the riddle any more?

[COROLLA-KID]

aint a key board got a lock tho?

[TOYMOTA]

aint a key board got a lock tho?

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In theory yes (CAPS LOCK)

[Gti-Racing]

:lol:

WHAT THE, i cant believe you lot got it sooo quick

well just shows that Rolla owners have higher intellect then i though

nah messin, ok ill try and find another one

[Gti-Racing]

here it goes...........

A man rides into town on his donkey on friday,

he spends 3 days AND 3 nights in the town

and then he leaves on friday

how is this possible?

[Moffmo]

friday is his horse

How many grooves does a LP have?

[Twincam.GTi]

I've got my magnifiying glass out and am counting .......

.... 1

[PaulT]

.... 1

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... on each side.

Paul.

[Moffmo]

.... 1

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... on each side.

Paul.

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i fell for that too :P

Well done paul :P

[Gti-Racing]

I give up :(

No more riddles from me, you lot are too good,

and about the LP, aint got a CLUE!

[Moffmo]

eerr its 2 matey.... :D

[Gti-Racing]

This is that last one i know

here it goes......

A man lives on the 20th Floor in a block of flats,

He takes the lift down every morning on his way to work,

on the way home he stops at floor 12 and walks to 20,

and he does this EVERYDAY

why is this??

[Moffmo]

This is that last one i know

here it goes......

A man lives on the 20th Floor in a block of flats,

He takes the lift down every morning on his way to work,

on the way home he stops at floor 12 and walks to 20,

and he does this EVERYDAY

why is this??

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the lift stops at 12?

[Gti-Racing]

WEHEEEEY finally the riddle hasnt been guessed at the 1st attempt, lol

oh yeah, no its not cus of that, lol

will let you know friday evening (but somehow i feel someone on here will get it b4 then)

[Richard K]

This is that last one i know

here it goes......

A man lives on the 20th Floor in a block of flats,

He takes the lift down every morning on his way to work,

on the way home he stops at floor 12 and walks to 20,

and he does this EVERYDAY

why is this??

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He's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 20th floor.

Next!!!!

[Fmrl]

Why doesn't he get a little stick to press the button instead?

[poultonjoe]

Why doesn't he get a little stick to press the button instead?

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eh up, wiseguy here

:P

[Gti-Racing]

bout a little stick, lolz , killer 1

no its cus the from button 13 onwards had a bit of bird droppings on it , got you there, you thought you had it lolzzz

nah messin yeah you got it................again.

someone else come out with 1...................

[TOYMOTA]

Alight, easy one here.

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening???

Tip: the time of day is meant to signify the stages through life!!

[Moffmo]

Alight, easy one here.

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening???

Tip: the time of day is meant to signify the stages through life!!

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now thats a hard one...

something like a butterfly lol

[eXOBeX]

MAN

(starts off as a baby crawling on four, grows up to walk on two, eventually needs a stick, so uses three).

[TOYMOTA]

MAN

(starts off as a baby crawling on four, grows up to walk on two, eventually needs a stick, so uses three).

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Correctamundo!!!