Bmw Drivers....

[TheNissanMan]

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a HUGO BOSS SUIT, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and VALENTINO tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" (A sheep, that is.)

The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his flock grazing peacefully and calmly answered, "Sure."

The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an e-mail on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response.

Finally, he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep."

"That's correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watched as the young man selects one of his animals and bundled it into his car.

Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?"

"Okay, why not," answered the young man.

"Clearly, you are a consultant," said the shepherd.

"That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required," answered the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already know, to a question I never asked, and you know diddley about my business. Now give me back my dog and bugger off."

[knowlson]

Ha :D :D :D

"You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already know, to a question I never asked, and you know diddley about my business"

Thats sounds like most computer consultants I know :D :D