The Devil In The Church

[jerry phipps]

Hi everyone

Here's a little toc humour for you all enjoy

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away

from the evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat

calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact

that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Aren't you afraid of me? Satan asked

"Nope, sure ain't" said the man

"Don't you realise I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan

"Don't doubt it for a minute", returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying AGONY for

all eternity?"

"Yep", was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan

"Nope", said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."

jerry!!

[Kev Mc]

Quality, never heard that 1 before, good spot Jerry

[Demonic Angel]

pmsl!

[Gnome]

A good classic. ;)

[Al J]

Good one!

[Karma Supra]

Quality!!!!

I think it would have been oven better if the old man had not said "your sister"

[Fizz]

im liking that!.. im liking that one a lot..

cheers for the giggle.. :D