Difficult Things To Say When Drunk....

[TheNissanMan]

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Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

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British Constitution

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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

No kebab for me, thank you

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

I'm not interested in fighting you.

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.

Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.

[gordypix]

Wouldn't know about all that. On the few occassions when I have been drunk I kinda passed out..........Therefore I now stick to OJ............And before anyone says boring......I drive a lot in the middle of the night to and from nightclubs and have been stopped by Police and breathalised several times (all negative I might add).

Better safe than extremely sorry.

Beers on the weekend when not driving.....