Number Plate Slogans

[Tibs]

I know its a bit sad, but the good ones always make me smile.........you know, the little line of text that some people have printed at the bottom of their number plates.

I used to have "move over, its playtime....." on an old modified car of mine.

Any favourites?

[Chuck04]

mate had a police insult on his forget what it said but that made me chuckle, mine was fairly boring just had yaris t sport on the right hand side of it!

[Gnome]

My bike one said "It's no use screaming, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"

:D

[knightrider]

bye bye gti on a few bikes ive seen,

and mates got a tuned charade gtti his reads '1 litre wots ur excuse?'

[GIDDLEPIN]

This one was good (that's another yard of chocolate you owe me Rob :P )

[Moffmo]

if your reading this, you are too close

one i really hate is..

Faster than a smackheads giro

[Karma Supra]

When we got Millys supra, Before I removed the stuck on guages, the Neons, and all the stickers, the original number plates were ina highly illegal curvy font...

The one on the back read "Limited to 300bhp, please pass----->"

the one on the front read "Taxed, tested and insured, go and catch some real criminals"

Now been replaced with legal fonts and a plain and simple "Lady Karma"

[Matthew_McNally]

mine just has the club URL on I'm afraid - not very exciting at all

[Calisto]

My old ones used to say

ASHA'S CELICA

my new ones say Celica GT-R

[kimi]

yari has toyotaownersclub on it :D

but my old car had....you've been funked because everyone said my car was funky,so it got named funky

i did get pulled my the police for it though, got the volvo traffic car lights an all !!

they said i had to change them as older people could think it read fu***d

i argued it said funked and told them if older people could not read they should not be driving

anyway i got new plates <_<

[Kev Mc]

I've got plans for mine as soon as I can find somewhere that does what I want, just football related though, nothing special.

I know a lad who had a scooter when he was 16 & that had "my other toy's got !Removed!" on it, using a different last word which I'm sure every1 can guess.

[Blaze]

used to know someone who wanted the saying "clock out, and f**k off!"

But what he got was "clock out and clock off"

Im sure someone else will remember that time aswell!

[Gnome]

Have also seen "It's big, it's clever, it's my willy!"

:D

Oldie, but a goodie - "The car in front, is a Toyota!"

;)

[Bizarra]

Hows about on a Lady Drivers car " Look out, I go from 0 to bitch in 2 seconds flat"

There also used to be a van going around our area (haven't seen it recently) & the trade name on the sides was "The Quick Screw Co."

[Demonic Angel]

Not seen it on a number plate, but on a car sticker I was behind once said

"Dont come a knockin' if the cars a rockin'"

[Tegan]

Before i changed the plates on my fez it had 'Simply imperial' across the bottom - because its imperial blue ;)

[LORD_ED]

my gt has "mcarther bromley"

[earpl]

i wanted, "tie me kangaroo down sport" on mine :)

[Richard K]

I was gonna have:

"1.3 - NO POINT(S) RACING"

But then I thought I'd get harrassed by all those 1.4's, 1.5's (Kimi, Earpl, Lee etc) out there or even big scary 1.6's :P

and also the slogan was hypocritical because i've got points now :D

[Tegan]

Im gonna get a fresh set of plates for the mk1 - not that you can see the front one anyway - but they are cracked - so im gonna have

'The original and the best' put on it :P ;)

Edited September 28, 2005 by Tegan

[Karma Supra]

Im gonna get a fresh set of plates for the mk1 - not that you can see the front one anyway - but they are cracked - so im gonna have

'The original and the best' put on it  :P  ;)

** waits for flaming from mk2 owners! 

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I have owned two mk2s and a rather nice mk1 ;) ... the mk1 is far more fun!!!!

[Blue84]

My Dad has got "nice one Bob, heating engineer" on his...from the previous owner!!! His name doesnt resemble Bob at all but he won't change them...

[shaf2000]

my old one had 4U2NV

and my new one has plain old www.shafster.com as i need the publicity