Ripped Off

[GIDDLEPIN]

Got this fax through and it cheered me up, so I thought i would pass it on.

1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

2. His team would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

3. This associate is not so much of a has-been, more of a definately-won't-be.

4. If brains were taxed, he would get a rebate.

5. When he opens his mouth, it's only to change whichever foot was previously there.

6. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

7. This man has delusions of adequacy.

8. He sets low personal standards and then consistantly fails to achieve them.

9. This employee should go far - the sooner he sets off the better.

10. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

11. Got into the gene pool while a lifeguard wasn't looking.

12. A room temperature IQ

13. A prme candidate for natural de-selection

14. One-celled organisms outscore him, in IQ tests.

15. Donated his brain to science before he had finished using it.

16. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

17. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you would get change back.

18. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

19. Its hard to believe that he beat one million other sperm.

20. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he gargled.