Heres Another

[Catz Tatz]

Tapped off last night with a stunner.

Got back to my house and pointed upstairs to the master bedroom, got undressed and told her to put my pants on, "why she said" because this is the first and last time you wear the pants in THIS house.

She briskly got undressed and passed me her Knicks saying try them on, I'll never get into them, of which she said "and not until your attitude changes either".

[Catz Tatz]

I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM CALCUTTER,

WHO HAD A PULL IN A GUTTER,

A WOMEN WALKED BY,

GOT SPU#K IN HER EYE,

AND THOUGHT IT WAS RAINING BEST BUTTER.