Dear........

[Caz SR]

How about... NO!

[Demonic Angel]

Dear Santa.....

In addition to my previous letter... can I also have another kitten please?

Now I know a kitten is for life and not just for Christmas, but as you can tell, my other cats are very happy and healthy puss's, but quite honestly Santa, I think Jess & Alfie need another playmate. Jess is very depressed because she cant control Alfie and Alfie just wants to play all the time and is clinically insane - I fear we may have to put Jess on medication and buy Alfie a straight jacket if you dont give me another one for Christmas.

If you get me another kitten, I would prefer a ginger one, so I can tell them all apart so no tabbies and no black and white please - I will get confused. If its a boy I will call him Santa and if its a girl I will call her Chardonnay, due to a drunken bet with my mate.

Also Jess would like a new collar and so would Alfie - but they have been bad this year and I deserve all the money you would have spent on them, spent on my Tiffany jewellrey (see previous letter) - after all, £14,800 is a lot of money Santa but my Mummy says it grows on trees in Santaland.

Yours hopefully

Em, depressed-Jess & nutcase-Alfie

[Karma Supra]

How about... NO!

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Your meeeeeeaaaaaaaan Charis

[silvasurfa]

He don't exist you know

You're all so immature, i've known since I was 17!!!

[SMW]

Just One Thing For Me - Thanks

[Leeky]

Dear Santa,

All i want for christmas is MY STUPID CAR BACK!

I have been without wheels since the 31st of September and im starting to feel like half a man.

Thankyou

Lee (British cant build jack)ky

PS While your at it i'll have an Audi S8 Quattro 4.2, a Delorean, a Jiotto Caspita and a lifesize Optimus Prime style Lorry :D

[Caz SR]

On the phone you told me you wanted a Superion?!? (Even let me know how to spell it!!)

Blokes eh? ...So fickle

[Leeky]

On the phone you told me you wanted a Superion?!?

Blokes eh? ...So fickle

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But if i also ask santa for one then i would get two!

What would i do with the same Transformer twice!?

[martin_b]

i want this:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DMC12-DELOREAN-Back-...1QQcmdZViewItem

my current car is the next best thing!

[edli83]

Dear Santa

I dont av a chimley but I no u can bring me stuff through my window, so if you cud I wud like a c-one carbon body kit for my yaris and 330Ci

...........and sum sort of potion to shut the missus up :P

From Ed