What Will Kill You?

[GIDDLEPIN]

MUAAAAAHAAAHAAAA! ...CLICKY

This is what gets me--------A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork.

[Blaze]

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.

Damn always knew my sister and her mates were going to kill me for something dodgy!! :(

[daktari]

A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck

Damn.... No more tesco for me. :D

[JAHill]

"An incompetent nurse gives you an !Removed! with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated."

I wouldn't have seen that one coming! Dozy Cow!

[JustJJ]

Oh how joyful

"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body. "

[Blaze]

Darrens is:

A fat woman overhears you as you snicker and make fun of her with your friends. Intending only to embarrass you, she walks over and puts you into a headlock. She unwittingly breaks your neck, however, killing you instantly.

[Woody27]

For David i get:

"A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body."

I like midgets though so could be worse :P

[alanbradley]

Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel.

I'd rather it was something more pointy tbh...

A

[Razor_Rage]

You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk.

too bad we don't have milk packages by the gallon in sweden :D

[Kev Mc]

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

I'll be perfectly happy with that, as long as it gives every1 a good laugh, that sounds like it'd be hilarious to watch

[Jamesb4uk]

While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat.

WTF??? - I don't even play baseball

J

[JustJJ]

Mine is still the most gruesome!! :P

[Fidgits]

A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal.

[Ryan1985]

My thing is rubbish! :(

While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

[Devil-ish]

Your body is cut into pieces when large shards of broken glass fall from a window far above your head.

Oh the joys.......just have to watch whats above me from now on!!!!!

[JAHill]

My thing is rubbish! :(

While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

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Wanna swap?

[Ryan1985]

My thing is rubbish! :(

While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

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Wanna swap?

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After re-reading yours I think I'll pass!

[Clueless]

While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

Not a bad way to go is suppose :D

[selfbuild]

"A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board)".

[Gareth B]

A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck

Damn.... No more tesco for me.  :D

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Mine was the same, better not go shopping together i guess. Unless it's a common occurence!

The wife gets beaten to death by a crazed man on the golf course. Better take her with me next time!

[cfc1]

I went in style.......

While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.

[DaveSR]

David Blane wanna-be lol

"A large icicle falls from above your head, impaling you. "

[Gnome]

Lol.

Mine is supposed to be my next door neighbour beats me to death with a shovel.

Well, not if I get there first!

Plus, which side? Oh well, looks like both neighbours have to be wiped out! :D

[Kev Mc]

Lol.

Mine is supposed to be my next door neighbour beats me to death with a shovel.

Well, not if I get there first!

Plus, which side? Oh well, looks like both neighbours have to be wiped out! :D

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"The Death Psychic told me they were going to kill me so I had to get them 1st, honest officer"

[Puls]

A chiropractor improperly cracks your neck, breaking it and killing you instantly.

I don't even go to chiropractors! :o