Airflow Resistor Thingy On Ebay...

[bert.tsport]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/UPGRADE-MOD-5-20BHP-...1QQcmdZViewItem

hi,

has anyone ever fitted one of these? do they work on the cts? ... will it damage the engine?

bert

[saxokiller]

Hey bert,

Trust me dont go there!!! Ive seen alot of cars fitted with this crap!And to be honest you might as well go down to your local maplins and buy the one from there think the last time someone asked me they were only 20p!As for damage who to your fuel bills and not in a go faster way!!!A very good friend fitted the above mod to his escort 1800zetec gti and it co and got 1bhp gain and nothing else took it off and gained 5bhp!You do the maths?The sooner eBay gets rid of stupid auctions like this one the better!!!

Max Respect Saxokiller

[Jones~32]

Hey bert,

Trust me dont go there!!! Ive seen alot of cars fitted with this crap!And to be honest you might as well go down to your local maplins and buy the one from there think the last time someone asked me they were only 20p!As for damage who to your fuel bills and not in a go faster way!!!A very good friend fitted the above mod to his escort 1800zetec gti and it co and got 1bhp gain and nothing else took it off and gained 5bhp!You do the maths?The sooner ebay gets rid of stupid auctions like this one the better!!!

Max Respect Saxokiller

^^What he said, avoid at all costs!

[GT4 BOOSTER]

8032712476 on eBay

Q: if i fit a couple of resistors of justice to my **** will they bloww toilet apart

24-Jan-06

A: Yes, just to make sure have a Chicken Jalfrezi beforehand and put some bog roll in the fridge.

Q: My mates got a 406 coupe 3lt,me got astra 1.6i,will i need a japanese zero pilots headband to wear when overtakin him.

24-Jan-06

A: Yes, he needs to wear some glasses just confirm it is you overtaking him too. He will be shocked, and suprised you see.

Q: If I jam the RESISTOR of justice in my ear will it make me run around well fast? making a whooshing sound? Can i try one on the cat first? yours hopefully ganja

24-Jan-06

A: Yeah, ram in it your cats head, take pictures.

Q: Many many thousands view your wondrous invention but only a few (and I include myself in this number) are actually serious about bidding. No wonder, it takes guts and acumen to be able to handle any machine equipped with the mighty resistor, and with a body mass index of 56 and an IQ of 12.3 I score well on both counts. But how can I tell if you're not punting counterfeit goods? The item in the picture looks remarkably like something I found in a discarded McFlurry last time I was searching through the bins on the high street looking for my supper.

24-Jan-06

A: Maybe someone mislaid their resistor in their McFlurry, i can assure you sell perfectly usuable goods. Maybe.

Q: Hi, Just wondering what this could do for my crex,i mean would it help power the microwave and fridge/freezer in the boot?

24-Jan-06

A: It could do, you could put the resistor in your microwave? Could be fun?

Q: Will it be helping with my asylum application?

24-Jan-06

A: Most definately! Where are you from?

Q: will it keep up with a 172 in the twisties or is that asking too much from just one resistor?

24-Jan-06

A: Best buy 5 or 6 just in case

Q: I have a Yamaha 350 YPVS Will this fit my bike and make it fast anough to beet my mates R1 or will i need to fit 2 for such power

24-Jan-06

A: You'll need two mate.

Q: Hello there again !! Im having trouble with the local Saxo squadron, I wondered if wiring this resistor of imense power into my laser pen that I could use it to burn them into a nice pile of burburry ashes.

24-Jan-06

A: Chill out mate, they're french cars, it's only a matter of time before they catch fire themselves.

Q: you have so far promised many resistors or justice to many people, please can you provide me a picture of the actual resistor i will be getting, that will assure me that im investing my 1p wisely. if i do not receive my resistor of justice, will i still get the power gains anyway? will my trabant keep up with a 172 in the twisties?

24-Jan-06

A: The resistor is pretty much the same one as pictured, though it's currently kept under lock and key in a secure cupboard next to the tea bags. Lots of people are interested, but it's bids that win prizes in this game. But yes, if you don't recieve the resistor, merely winning the auction is enough to see your car get power gains.

Q: In the never ending quest for vehicle weight loss would it be possible to remove the engine from my car and duct tape the resistor in its place ?? Hope this is fine and what a bonus power gains and weight loss ! a tuners dream .

24-Jan-06

A: Yeah, that's a good point actually. Throw everything away and see what happens mate! What could go wrong? Infact, throw everything away.

Q: Yo! I drive a car that ain't even got fuel injection, some ol car thas rear drive an all, is wikked sick. Now i ear that these can sumhow be fitted to these sick machines even tho they don't have eeee-efff-aiii, can i just put a bit of wire in somewhere with it in? Can i strap whole reels of resistors aroudn things, will it work like a massvive booost increase? i was thinking about my exhaust?

24-Jan-06

A: SICK! All you need to do is put a few handfuls of resistors in your petrol tank, stuff a few in your carb and smack them in with a hammer. Jobs a goodun breadbin! Word.

Q: does this product cure stinky ***** cheese disease?

24-Jan-06

A: No, wash your knob you filthy *****.

Q: Hello. I am currently employed as a foodstuffs conveyor (Pizza delivery boy to you and me), and I am more than slightly irked with the lacklustre performance of my employers 1986 1.0 Nissan Micra, and wish to upgrade it's awesome powerplant without electing to fit forged internals, intercooler and one of Garrett's finest. My question is this - If I spell 'Micra' with these resistors under the bonnet, will I notice considerable gains over say, just one? Will it be detectable by my employers as I do not wish to be rendered unemployed. Good day to you sir.

24-Jan-06

A: Yes, but they may notice the resistors when showing off the engine to other people, my advice would be throw a handful in the glove box. This way you would still get the same amazing performance, with none of the redundancy.

Q: if i was to put 10 of these bad boys on my mini moto would i get turbo lage or could i dump the excess boost thought the brake pads do you supplie a decat with the boost gage thanks

24-Jan-06

A: I only supply a resistor, not everything else. Everything else is rubbish, all you need is the resistor.

Q: arite! iz bawt wan a dese b4 and da smoke it made !Removed! outta ma ixuast was pure bangin! if i offa u 150 squids wud u end auction earli? cheerz blud

24-Jan-06

A: Just bid 150 sheets rude buoy, dats how dis ting works. Peace

Q: I've heard these resistors are good for encouraging borewash, if so will that make my engine nice and clean inside ? Surely thats got to be good for at least 50bhp on the average 4cyl engine remeber a clean engine is a happy engine.

24-Jan-06

A: Exactly correct, it saves you having to get the Brillo pads out!

Q: Can I please ask how you have the audacity to claim that this so called Power Resistor of Justice can produce so much previously untapped power when everyone knows that the POWER RESISTOR OF ADMINISTRATION is far superior due to its many customer testimonials.

24-Jan-06

A: In one day i have had over 5000 happy customers. Put that in your ECU and schmoke it!

Q: Listen hear sonny! I bought one of these silly gizmos from you last week, but before I could fit it to my Gran's Yugo, I accidently fed it to my dachshund this morning. Now the dog thinks it's in special forces and has gone completely bonkers! The wife's gonna be home any second, how do I shut it down?

24-Jan-06

A: Simple! Refer to page 11 of the owners manual and it covers how to remove the resistor from your dachshund. Sorted.

Q: oh gr8, u'v alm0zt sold this 1 two Me now. how much will it cost to have this balancedz, ive got a nissan micra VIBE and its a belter, it gets big up and nuff respek from all dem blod gangstas. is it balanced or what

24-Jan-06

A: Yes, it is. Very Balanced.

[kingdeacon]

:D as if it will be any good for £3 :D if it seems to good to be true on eBay it !Removed! well is

[sparco_blues]

Isn't it just meant to trick the ECU into thinking theres more air coming in than there is so it pumps more fuel in? Or am i way off

[Jones~32]

Isn't it just meant to trick the ECU into thinking theres more air coming in than there is so it pumps more fuel in? Or am i way off

I think thats exactly what they do, so all that happens is your fuel consumption goes :censor: bad!

[sparco_blues]

might be a good thing if your car runs lean lol

[bert.tsport]

cheers, wont be getting one then... just wondered how the idea of it worked.