The Hoff Rules..but New Contenders...

[Tom.B]

You can lead a horse to water. jack Bauer can make him drink.

If jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because jack Bauer spared your life.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauer let the dogs out.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at terrorists twelve miles away.

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

The reason why terrorists attacked New York City was because Jack Bauer was in LA.

Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

When you open a can of whoop-*****, Jack Bauer jumps out.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

vs chuck ...hmm

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths

Chuck Norris enjoys **** jobs from lobsters.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the *edit* down.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

To me its between Jack and the Hoff.....to me the Hoff is the master

[Demonic Angel]

jack!

Sorry Hoff, Jacks back, the new object of my affection!

[Leeky]

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QUOTE(Tom.B @ Feb 3 2006, 11:40 PM) ←

jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

:lol2:

[Tom.B]

:D Lol Em..guess you looking forward to the new series of 24 starting too then :P

[Demonic Angel]

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QUOTE(Tom.B @ Feb 4 2006, 03:00 AM) ←

:D Lol Em..guess you looking forward to the new series of 24 starting too then :P

Yeah, I have all of them (bar the last series) on DVD - I love jack - he so tough and manly - but I wouldnt go with him or anything, I mean, he has the worst luck ever!

How many "longest days of his life" can he have?

[jaxx]

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves

:lol2:

chuck norris is cool the hoff is a !Removed!

[Boro Sera]

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chuck norris is cool the hoff is a !Removed!

Steady Jaxx. that's a bit harsh. I believe the correct terminology here is 'Mullet wearing Ponce'

[jaxx]

sorry i stand corrected :P

[earpl]

chuck norris stood there whilst his wife was killed infront of him......... he didn't batter an eyelid............

stalone........... cries............

and chuck norris alowed average joes to play in the lasvegas adaa dodgeball finals...... were the hoff......... had a paddy fit at the german team...

hoff is !Removed!, norris rocks!!

[jaxx]

[Tom.B]

http://www.break.com/index/snlchuck.html

http://chuckweak.ytmnd.com/

Enuff said!!! :D

[earpl]

LMAO kara-taa-taa-tee :P i laughed and some wee came out when he smacked the woman :P