Toc Humour Part 1

[jerry phipps]

Hi everyone

Heres a little joke for you all

IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE

There was a guy named John who was the most positive guy in the whole world. Every time anyone said something negative John would always say, "It could have been worse."

John's co-workers got together and decided to come up with a scenario so bad that John could NOT say "it could have been worse".

Subsequently, John arrived at work one day and one of his coworkers asked him, "John did you hear what happened to Sam last night?"

John replied, "No. What?"

The co-worker then said, "When Sam got home last night he found his wife in bed with another man. Sam shot the man and his wife, then turned the gun on himself."

John quipped, "Well, it could have been worse."

In disgust the co-worker retorted, "Now, how could THAT have been any worse?"

John responded, "Because if it had been the night before, he would have shot ME!!!"

:D :D :D

jerry!!

[Kerby]

hahahaha typical toc humour nice one mate

[Gareth B]

Nice one Jerry

[Blaze]

thats good......*swiped*

[Rash@R.A.Motors]

Hahaha nice one Jerry!

Rash.

[Demonic Angel]

Good one Jerry!