Toc Humour Part 2

[jerry phipps]

Hi peeps

Heres another joke for you all

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,

>"Hello,

> Could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner

>and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the

>condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me

>another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She

>always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I

>think I might strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a

>second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on,

>give me one more condom

>

> because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she

>sees me

> she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I

>think

> she is expecting me to make a move!

>

>

> During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on

>his

> left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the

>dad gets

> there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord,

>bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us." A minute later the

>boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go

>by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look

>at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than

>the others.

> She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know

>you were so religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a

> Pharmacist!"

jerry!!

[jaxx]

old but good :)

[sotal]

Very good - I found that one funnier than the 1st

[knightrider]

quality

[Demonic Angel]

Very funny!