New Toy For Muppets...

[TheNissanMan]

Just found this link on another website...

I wonder how long till it hits these shore's and how long till the muppet's get installing them...

http://homepage.mac.com/howheels/rubpics/woowoo.wmv

[Fidgits]

Oh well... I know of a car round here that'll get that as soon as it's released

[supragal]

Just found this link on another website...

I wonder how long till it hits these shore's and how long till the muppet's get installing them...

http://homepage.mac.com/howheels/rubpics/woowoo.wmv

I think we need to start some kind of movment to ban those before they arive- they sound ridiculous!!!!

[+Steve]

dont do it ian!

have any of you ever seen those joke whistlers you fit inside your mates car exhaust... clip them inside the exhaust and the car whistles like a VW beetle! but worse!

[Fidgits]

dont do it ian!

erm... I wasn't talking about me Steve.... give me some credit..

As Ryan can back-up... I have the ultimate Max-Muppet living on the same street as me...

[supragal]

What does the ultimate max-muppet drive?

[Fidgits]

A vauxhall nova.. 1.3 SR, made to look like a GTE, that is resprayed in....

Spangly Pink (It's driven by a bloke)..

It has a big exhaust, but sounds like he's been at the manifold with a power drill in an attempt to get a 'rasp'.

etc... etc...

[TheNissanMan]

I'll back you up Ian, I nearl;y spat coffee all over Ian when I saw it, almost a flip metallic pink, very bright, very loud, very camp....

[supragal]

So a true case of "Please get an engine for your exhaust" how old is the driver...and does he have boy racer mates? It drives me mad when I go to my mums-, novas, fiestas, corsas grrr they all drive like :censor: and have no idea what they're doing... totally out of control... I hate the idea that I'm gonna have to park mine on the road near their crazy antics....

[Fidgits]

Oh... don't get me started...

He looks about 17/18... and yes he has friends...

One of them has a Corsa, with 'halfords' alloys, and a big front skirt that almost touches the floor.. which is still black plastic (the car is red/maroon)..

Theres also a 205 and fiesta..

The fiesta looks like it has a carbon fibre bonnet, until I walked past it, and looked a little closer... yes, he covered the whole of his bonnet in fake carbon fibre stick-on stuff :ffs:

And the best car of them all, a blue Mk2 MR2... which is nice, except for the meccano spoiler, which takes up the entire boot space, and is higher than the roofline..

[Fidgits]

Well here it is... unfortunatley, the colour is so unbelievable, it didn't photograph too well.. believe me, it is a spangly flip pink...

[TheNissanMan]

that looks nothing like it lol....

the paint is unbelievabley pink in real life.

[Fidgits]

I know... I did take the picture of the pink nova... but thats how it came out!?! :ffs:

[TheNissanMan]

some sort of cloacking technology, sorry officer thats not my car in the photo..... mines pink :D :D :D

[knowlson]

Ha that nova is nothing ill get a picture of a mate of mine who has a bright orange nova sr stipped out full roll cage, 1.6 8v with thottle bodies 150bhp and nice tony the tiger stripes

[supragal]

Either way it's ugly as sin... did you just happen to have a photo of that sitting about or have you just taken one?

Mind you, maybe he's onto something with the colour that won't photograph...does he have flip plates too? lol

[Fidgits]

I just walked up the street to get a picture...

Did it from a distance too... cos if he'd asked why i was taking a picture I couldn't of lied with a straight face

And no.. I edited out the plate... as I do with most pictures I take...

[supragal]

And no.. I edited out the plate... as I do with most pictures I take...

nooo i meant "does he" as in as part of his disguise, not coz you've removed his plate, sorry, did read like that didn't it...?

[Steve Ratcliffe]

Do I spy red painted drums?

Steve.

[TheNissanMan]

Do I spy red painted drums?

Steve.

yes you did, I guess it could have been worse, it could have been the cheap and tacky fake discs on top of the drums :)

[97paseo]

As painful as this is to say I don't think that's as bad as you guys make out.....

...because there is a car near me that beats the :censor: out of that for muppet appeal, I might try & get a pic early one morning on the way to work as no description can do it justice!!! I'll try anyway:

Ford Sierra 1.6, grey with 'made of cardboard' (no joke) fake bonnet vent & yellow Halfords tape down the middle - not really a racing stripe, & bits of yellow tape stuck randomly everywhere, it's truely the worst car I've ever seen

[Deejay]

Well aside from the paint work that Nova doesnt look that bad, after all he probable had to do it on a budget.

I have to say I have seen worse - When I was 18 (long time ago) a friend of mine bought a sierra 1.6LX, and then proceeded to put on pepper pot alloys, a home ICE install which vibrated almost as much as the boot when it played, he also tinted the windows and made a pigs ear of it, but left them on anyway, full of air bubbles. And the greatest crime Leopard skin seat covers arragh :ffs:

No he hasnt still got it thank :censor: he has an audi 80 quattro now, and has kept it standard