Tit Monday - A Celebration

[Bibbs]

Stolen from another forum.

Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading

into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you

find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find

yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence

in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the

comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last,

Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit

Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the

temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting

dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly

dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this

season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is

suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark

months of burrowing, !Removed! rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big !Removed! in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small !Removed!

braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. !Removed! in

summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before

you even notice there is someone wearing them. !Removed! nudging out from the

crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...

And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of

spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit

Monday.

Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable

feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when

temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It

last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.

And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer,

temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005

dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly

stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to

bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so

that when they're all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating

the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from

the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat

pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is

holding up nipples.

So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your

mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will

be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early

starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more

level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder

dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps As the poet

said: one bold Northern !Removed! in a bikini doth not a summer make.

[Rookey]

Good one :D

So do I have to text you when I think it's tit monday?

[Jinxed]

ahhhh roll on

nicely summarized by the person who created that, and nicely shared with us by Bibbs

Thanks Bibbs.... truly great news to share

[Bibbs]

Think it was in this months GQ .. and robbed ;)

[Kev Mc]

I love it

[Karma Supra]

Fantastic

[Braindead]

Doh, misunderstood for a minute there. I thought it was something to do with Tony Blair and his chums. :D

[Gareth B]

That's superb

Bring on tit Monday B)

[Bizarra]

***** Mate, That should be framed & hung on the wall

You have the soul of a poet.

Never have I read such an excellent & literate article in praise of Female Wobbly bits!

Well done

***** Mate, That should be framed & hung on the wall

You have the soul of a poet.

Never have I read such an excellent & literate article in praise of Female Wobbly bits!

Well done

OOps! Went back to re-read & saw that it was borrowed. Never mind. An excellent find.

Btw. Wonder why I got 5 asterisks when the word I used had only 4 letters? (J..Z) Didn't use the full name & thought it might get by

[cfc1]

Today at work this thread suddenly came to the forefront of my thoughts... I have absolutely no idea whatsoever why. ;)

[Bibbs]

Just resurrect this thread .. as I'm calling it today ..

[Lou-Lou]

Chunky knitwear??? F**k that.. even if it is cold..

[Jamesb4uk]

Just resurrect this thread .. as I'm calling it today ..

Good call

J

[jay dh]

i agree, today is the day

'bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me looooove'

[BLiTZ]

well one girl at school wlas giving the two pronged salute yesterday when it cooled down at 300 does that mean tit monday has already happened?

[DaveSR]

Sweet !

Its good when sitting on the top of a double decker bus ........ but so dangerous when your driving ;)

[knightrider]

oh yes definatly a tit monday today!

[Blue84]

Haha yeah definately is today, so unbelieveably warm

Us girls have to enjoy it whilst it lasts

[Karma Supra]

As do us boys ;)

Today is definitely the day... Had the roof off all day soaking it up

[Gareth B]

Yes good call, today is definately tit Monday.

We,ve been fighting over the binoculars and cctv all day in work, I had to pull rank on a number of occasions :P

Bring it on!!!

[Moffmo]

DEFO!! been at the park perving all day...........

SUMMMMMMMMER IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GIDDLEPIN]

Car and tit related HERE *warning nsfw links on this site

[Gareth B]

Lol Les she is certainly talented