Monkey Joke

[kirst_ie]

A geezer walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and

while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey

grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and

eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard

balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow

swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the geezer, "Did you see what your monkey just

did?"

The geezer says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ..whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the geezer, "He eats

everything in

sight, the little bugger. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff".

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the Monkey

ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.

He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a cherry on the

bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is absolutely disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey

did

now?" "No, what?" replies the geezer.

"Well, he stuck a cherry up his bum, pulled it out, and ate it!," said

the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the geezer.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to s**t out

the cue ball, he measures everything first"

[Jamesb4uk]

J

[Jinxed]

needed the giggle an that did it :D

[cmarshall]

LMAO!

[DaveSR]

PMSL Quality !

[PaulT]

Yuk!

Paul.

[Lou-Lou]

Eugh!!