Seven Days.

[daktari]

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy

matches, V8 Supercars and BBQ's He created night for going prawning,

sleeping and drinking and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on

the beach and God saw that it was good.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide

malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages,

steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, watch the V8's

and enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's,

and God saw that it was good.

On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to

go

to the V8's, footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with.

So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw

that it was good.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard

the hiss of opening beer cans, roar of the V8's and the raucous laughter

of

all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns

and God Saw that it was good ...

Well ... Almost good.

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up, too drunk to drive home

and needing a rest.

So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, stack the

fridge to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it

was not just good. It was better than that, it was !Removed! Awesome!

IT WAS AUSTRALIA

[Jones~32]

:laughing:

[Blue84]

Yeah us girls just clear up the mess (apparently) :D

[Kev Mc]

Brilliant