How Weather Affects The Scots

[alanbradley]

40 Degrees: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe.

20 Degrees: Folk in Florida wear coats, gloves and wool hats. Scots throw on a t-shirt.

0 Degrees: English landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last barbecue before it gets cold.

Minus 10: People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland go for a dip in the sea.

Minus 20: Californians move to Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

Minus 80: Polar bears evacuate the Arctic. Scots Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.

Minus 100: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest.

Minus 500: Hell freezes over. Scots support England in the World Cup.

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[daktari]

Thats thermalist, that is. :P Funny as you like though.

[Ryan1985]

True though!

[cfc1]

[Al J]

Brilliant, Alan.

[Blue84]

Haha, I like that

[JAHill]

Excellent.

"0 Degrees: English landlords turn the heat on." *that* early? ;)