Bad Joke

[cfc1]

The SAS, the Parachute Regiment and the Police decide to go on a

survival weekend together to see who comes out on top. After some basic

exercises on their first day, the trainer tells them that their next

objective is to go down to the woods and catch a rabbit for their

supper, returning with it ready to skin and cook.

Night falls.

First up - the SAS. They don infrared goggles, drop to the ground and crawl

into the woods in formation. Absolute silence for 5 minutes, followed by

the unmistakable muffled "phut-phut" of their trademark silenced

"double-tap".

They emerge with a large rabbit shot cleanly between the eyes.

"Excellent!" remarks the trainer.

Next up - the Para's. They finish their cans of beer, smear themselves with

camouflage cream, fix bayonets and charge down into the woods, screaming at

the top of their lungs. For the next hour the woods ring with the sound of

rifle and machine-gun fire, hand grenades, mortar bombs and blood curdling

war cries.

Eventually they emerge, carrying the charred remains of a rabbit. "A bit

messy, but you achieved the aim; well done" says the trainer.

Last to go are the coppers, walking slowly, hands behind backs, whistling

Dixon of Dock Green. For the next few hours, the silence is only broken by

the occasional crackle of a walkie-talkie "Sierra Lima Whisky Tango Fanta

one, suspect headed straight for you...." etc.

After what seems like an eternity, they emerge escorting a squirrel in

handcuffs. "What the hell do you think you are doing?" asks the incredulous

trainer, "take this squirrel back and get me a rabbit like I asked you 3

hours ago!"

So back they go. Minutes pass. Minutes turn to hours, the night drags on

And turns to day. The next morning, the trainer and the other teams are

Awakened by the police holding the handcuffed squirrel, now covered in

bruises, one

eye nearly shut.

"Are you taking the ***** or what!!??" asks the now seriously irate trainer.

The police team leader nudges the squirrel who squeaks:

"Alright, alright, I'm a friggin' rabbit!"

[reece]

Yeap you are right...

Bad joke

[martin_longbow]

Aye worth a chuckle all the same....

[Kev Mc]

I guessed the ending pretty early on but I didn't think it was bad

[knowlson]

It's that bad..

[Gnome]

Groan......

[Fidgits]

It's that bad..

I'm just waiting for the parent to come along and complain that this might teach 'junior' some bad things about cruelty to animals...

[Gnome]

It's that bad..

I'm just waiting for the parent to come along and complain that this might teach 'junior' some bad things about cruelty to animals...

Ooooo, ark at him!

Careful - you might blow a vein old man... :D ;)

[Blue84]

Trust you to post a joke like this Davy