The Secret's Out!

[bigwardy]

:censor:

Now then, I got my 190 and was so pleased that I let my mate have a go. I loved it when I told him to keep his foot down in 2nd and watched his face when we hit 6000 revs. Marvelous!

Unknown to me he remembered the words of Victor Kayam, and he loved it so much that he bought the company (well, almost, he's bought a T-Sport.)

He's got a yellow one (car that is - not sure about anything else but I wouldn't be suprised) , and I've got the missus sewing him a banana-man costume to complete the image.

I tried to put him off by saying that the yellow ones attract wasps and he could never put his windows down, but that didn't work.

I have 3 questions:

1. What is the best to smear on his car so it DOES attract wasps?

2. If I put a banana up his exhaust a).will he see it, and B). will his car explode?

3. Anyone got a best mate without a celica that I can borrow for a bit?

Cheers

Wardy

[T600]

1. What is the best to smear on his car so it DOES attract wasps?

Dead wasps; apparently they attract other live wasps to battle. The more you kill, the more you will attract. Then you kill them, etc, etc until either you kill all of them, or else they kill you. good luck. ;)

[bigwardy]

1. What is the best to smear on his car so it DOES attract wasps?

Dead wasps; apparently they attract other live wasps to battle. The more you kill, the more you will attract. Then you kill them, etc, etc until either you kill all of them, or else they kill you. good luck. ;)

The things you learn on forums. Thanks very much for that.

I have put a jar of jam outside and I've collected one or two of the !Removed! horrible things. Next job is to attach them to his bonnet.

No More Nails, Superglue or Bostick? Which will leave the best wasp mark on his paintwork when he yanks the beast off?

Cheers

Karl