Job Offers

[Johndcfc]

I've had 10 job offers by email today - I feel popular!

Hello,

We want to offer you a job. Part time job consists of receiving payment from customers (bank transfer) and making further payments to our main office or to one of our regional affiliate departments, depending on the customer's location. It should not take more that 4 hours per week. Agent's commission is 8% from each transaction (for instance: you receive 2000 GBP to your bank account, you will withdraw the money and keep 160 GBP for yourself.

All transfer and further money transfer related charges are also covered and paid by our company. So You'll be responsible just for making proper payments in time

(24 hrs. since the successful receipt). Each transaction will be transferred only after prior notification and sometimes after a notification phone call.

If you are interested in our offer, please visit our website http://xxxxxxxxxxxx

Best regards,

HR Department

Me thinks the job title would be chief money launderer!

[DaveSR]

Well I get posts in share's which could make me very rich :P but at the moment I keep getting stories that people have written to me and I don't have a clue who they are ...... they must think I publish books or something?

Example:

Desires swollen body does not shock my aesthetic sense. Well, this patuki-wala looked to me like a large battleshippoised over a cathedral. Even I for a little while,until I was too deep in the water, could hear him blaspheming.

Think of her sweetheart whispering: I love you,Ngatokoruaimatauea! The fish might have eaten us both in retaliation.

The demoiselles flipped into a bush of antler coral,which I broke off and took to Rachel.

Either Desire was being very brave or her parturition was uniquely painless. Presently we had left the reef and were sailing seaward toward The Rock.

As for clothes, onewears as few as possible, for at best they are smelly.

Like all atoll mothers, Desire believes thecool water will make her child strong and clean-skinned. Thats the way with these atolls: theyre here today andgone tomorrow.

Even I for a little while,until I was too deep in the water, could hear him blaspheming.

We could not argue the point with them, supplicate them, offerthem cash money.

While Letter was working himself into a frenzy Constable Ears came in fromalbacore fishing.

Its odd how a man, in a stateof terror, can read even the mind of a fish.

He will make the pipeful last a long time, taking a singlebreath of smoke a day. Nothing deters or humiliates a born fisherman.

Think of a frail wisp of a girl dragging a namelike that through life!

She, patient woman, is too fond of her husband to complain.

Only Desire knew, with the dulled perception of a pregnantwoman, that she had arrived. Lord knows what would have happened had weactually speared him.

Think of her angry mother screaming: Wipe your nosethis instant, Ngatokoruaimatauea! It wasPoazas fault: the red-mullet bait on his hook frightened the fish from myspoon. Just think if Johnnyspapa never came home from sea!

Except for Desires illness we are a happy family. And Tili murmured:There goes the poor little duck, Desire!

Like all atoll mothers, Desire believes thecool water will make her child strong and clean-skinned. Seen from The Rock, Danger Island was scarcely recognizable. Swimming backward so as not to lose sight of the brute, I reached William.

It looked as though Deacon might die on my premises after all. But themost beautiful were the lichenlike growths clinging to the coral heads.

[JustJJ]

I get them stories too... how very random... I think they are posting unique (ish) content (aka rubbish) to bypass spam filters to a degree :P lol

[kimi]

I dont get job offer e-mails,,,for some reason i get cheap viagra offers

[GIDDLEPIN]

I dont get job offer e-mails,,,for some reason i get cheap viagra offers

I don't get either

Unemployable with a limp......bank account :(

[Blue84]

I dont get job offer e-mails,,,for some reason i get cheap viagra offers

Oh yeah I used to get those aswell On my past email accounts I used to get loads, but I've only got two main ones now and they're doing ok spam-wise (for the moment anyway)

[Demonic Angel]

Outlook 2003 spam filter.... sorts out the real job offers from the fake ones....

Sadly, not had any real ones yet!

[Gnome]

Lol - also seen loads of these today.

Looking after the company spam filter, I get to see all the "interesting" stuff.... :D