Birth Control

[Red Yaris 54]

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a lit firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland, Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales.

(Runs and hides from Scouse, Brum, Essex, Geordie, Scottish and Welsh members )

[Robie]

lol nice one :D

[Kev Mc]

You'd better run quickly & hide well Steve

:P

[Blue84]

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland, Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales.

(Runs and hides from Scouse, Brum, Essex, Geordie, Scottish and Welsh members )

Essex member here too

No Morgans for you now then :P

[JustJJ]

Doesnt matter Blue... you aint a bloke ;) hehe

[Demonic Angel]

Nice one Steve - and not only does it prove that certain regions of the UK are a bit dopey.... it mainly proves that its the MEN that are indeed the dopiest!

[Jones~32]

Class

[cfc1]

(Runs and hides from Scouse, Brum, Essex, Geordie, Scottish and Welsh members )

Is there antwhere left for you to hide??

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland, Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales.

(Runs and hides from Scouse, Brum, Essex, Geordie, Scottish and Welsh members )

Essex member here too

No Morgans for you now then :P

All the more for the rest of us Blue :)

[Al J]

You'd better run quickly & hide well Steve

:P

From Wales, living on Wirral, working in Liverpool

He can run...

but he can't hide.

Cool joke though.

[Demonic Angel]

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple....

Sorry to be nitpicky Steve, but surely it should read

Liverpudlian couple?

:P :P

[DaveSR]

Nothing gets past sharp eyed Em :P

Funny joke though ...... glad you said Brum rather than the Midlands

[Demonic Angel]

Nothing gets past sharp eyed Em :P

Funny joke though ...... glad you said Brum rather than the Midlands

"Eagle-Eyed-Em" they call me ;)

And yes, so am I, for we are not Brummy, are we Dave Although, I get a lot of people assuming I am Brummy because I live "so close to Birmingham"....

Close? Its 30 miles away!

[Boro Sera]

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland, Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales.

(Runs and hides from Scouse, Brum, Essex, Geordie, Scottish and Welsh members )

Top joke.......AND sign yourself up for even more hate mail as people from Sunderland realise that you've referred to them as Geordies !