God Almighty

[Scot]

Today is my first day of fasting and prayer to the great car god in the sky.

I bow down to your greater glory and suplement myself at your feet. You are the one i devote my life to, only when i die, will i ever stop worshiping your power!

I crawl on the floor begging you to recieve my prayer, to grant me your glory. As i walk cruise through the highyway of burnt oil and rust............

[TheNissanMan]

you stopped the water leaking then ?

[Scot]

In the beginig he said let their be suction.

Then he commanded let their be petrol

And finaly he Ordered let their be spark

Recieve my prayer, O lord of the automobile, al that is goodness!!!!!

[Scot]

The Lord is my Chauffeur, he gides my headlamps at night.

We are his sheep.

Come, let us all pray together, to the great car god!!!!!!!!

[gordypix]

We are his sheep.

Hope the car is coming along well.....

but - don't mention sheep around here - you will start off another damn thread on the woolly jumpers.....

[Scot]

Dont critisize, bow down with me and call the God into our presence!!!!!!!!!!

[TheNissanMan]

whatever your on scot.....

[Monster-Mat]

hmmmmmmmm.

scots one valve short of a cylinder head me thinks

[Scot]

hmmmmmmmm.

scots one valve short of a cylinder head me thinks

of all the people, you should know what im talking about.

Without offerings to the god we love and praise, only bad luck will come to the modders. Now PRAY with me

[Scot]

Tommorow is judgement day, and the lord shall shine down apon his followers. Ye who praise him shall be rewarded.

LET THEIR BE SPARK

[Ken]

After waking him upstairs up he sent his lad down to speak to Scot and his wise words were,

"just shut up and turn the key fool" :P

[Scot]

[Scot]

With a crack of thunder, and a shard of lightning, the God of cars visited me yesterday.

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT

Prase the Lord.

He shall smite any unbeliever with a racing piston in one hand, and a wheel for a sheild in the other.

Judgement hath cometh.